Robert Frost (left) and Truman Capote‘Firing Truman Capote on a Snowy Evening’ by Con Chapman The Society January 27, 2018 Culture, Humor, Poetry 9 Comments Truman Capote was fired from his job as a copy boy for The New Yorker after he angered Robert Frost. Whose kid this is, I do not know, He seems to have a job here, though. He’s irritating, and quite fey, If they ask me, he’s got to go. He putters about the place all day, and never runs out of things to say. He wants to write—give me a break! I truly wish he’d go away. He gives his little head a shake When he points out my rare mistake, I glare at him, the little creep, A budding novelist, on the make. The New Yorker’s a place where one can sleep for years on end, not earning his keep, but I’m stuck with this little (bleep). It’s quite enough to make one weep. Con Chapman is a Boston-area writer whose work has appeared in The Atlantic, The Christian Science Monitor, The Boston Globe and The Boston Herald, among other print publications. He is the author of “poetry is kind of important,” a book of humor about poetry, and “The Girl With the Cullender on Her Head,” a collection of light verse. He is currently writing a biography of Johnny Hodges, Duke Ellington’s alto sax player, for Oxford University Press. Related Post Shortest Poem Contest Winners Announced Congratulations to the following winners! Thank you to judges Joseph S. Salemi, James Sale, and Damian Robin. First Place $100 Prize: ... Tell the world:FacebookTwitterTumblrPinterestRedditLinkedInEmail 9 Responses Bruce Wren January 27, 2018 Hilarious! And very well written: congrats to the poet. Reply Joe Tessitore January 27, 2018 Well done! Surprised you didn’t double up on the last line! Reply Fr. Richard Libby January 27, 2018 It’s laugh-out-loud funny! Well done! Reply James Ph. Kotsybar January 27, 2018 Wonderful and educational. I never knew about Capote’s Frosty reception. Reply Amy Foreman January 27, 2018 Very funny and well-done! Reply David Watt January 27, 2018 A witty and most enjoyable piece! Reply Leo Yankevich January 27, 2018 Enjoyed. Reply Con Chapman January 29, 2018 Thanks all. I think I come down on Frost’s side. Reply James Sale January 31, 2018 Ha ha ha!!! Sweet – love it. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.