'Ancient Rome' by Giovanni Paolo Panini‘Layoffs at the Antiquities Museum’ by Seth Thomas The Society February 21, 2017 Humor, Poetry After college, in my job search I found A prestigious post in antiquities At the historic museum downtown (As a gift shop clerk, more accurately). In my second year, the docents told us A few rounds of layoffs were to be made. As store manager, I bore the onus To see the proverbial axe was stayed. I suggested to the head curator Sell a Grecian urn or maybe some pots And I can keep my staff on registers. “Art appreciates,” she sighed. “We do not.” Are we not more than wood chips in wood crates Padding marble Alexander the Greats? Seth Thomas is a proud Midwesterner living in Northeast Ohio with his wife and kids. He finds light verse and family zoo trips help with the wintertime blues. Related Post ‘The Old Westerns’ and Other Poetry by Linda Imb... The Old Westerns No more heroes on horses named Trigger No more rugged, chapped, white hatted figures The bad guys today do not always wear... Tell the world:FacebookTwitterTumblrPinterestRedditLinkedInEmail Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email.