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‘Know Your Place’: A Poem by Peter Venable

The Society
May 21, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
7 Comments
. Know Your Place __“Know your place!” In grammar school, that stung like mace.“To the corner!”—my timeout place. __“Know your place.” On my first date, with pimpled face,I never even reached...

‘Spring Has Sprung’: A Poem by Roy E. Peterson

The Society
May 20, 2025
Humor, Poetry
24 Comments
. Spring Has Sprung Spring has sprung. It has begun--- _Birds nesting in the tree. It’s warm again. The cackling hen _Can go outside to pee. Spring has sprung. It’s time for fun. _New flowers bloom each...

Cat Poems by Gigi Ryan

The Society
May 18, 2025
Beauty, Culture, Humor, Poetry
17 Comments
. Sally  November rains brought to our basement door From the woods some pleading, needy eyes Staring from a fur mass, soaking wet. Our catless home (about to be no more) Welcomed her and tended to her...

‘The Water Closet’ and Other Bathroom Poetry by Cheryl Corey

The Society
May 15, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. The Water Closet An earthen pit, an outhouse stool, a chamber pot— We’ve long dispensed with these, the whole damn stinking lot! The housewife and the maid no longer shout, “Gar’ l’eau!” Before...
poem/duncan/satire

‘Ogre Food’: A Poem by Steve Cooper

The Society
May 12, 2025
Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. Ogre Food My parents, dear, although you love me so; and in your love, wish only for my best. Yet, to the first-grade class I will not go, nor shall I end my tears of loud protest. For fearful premonitions...

‘Written in a Cubicle’ and Other Poems by Shamik Banerjee

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May 11, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
10 Comments
. Written in a Cubicle What spurs me, in this breathing grave of coffee mouths and cheeks unshaved, to stand upon my chair and shout, __"I'm out! I'm out of this forever-widening coop where glumness, going on...
poem/winick/love

‘A Faithful Friend’s Advice’ and Other Poetry by Christian Muller

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May 7, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
6 Comments
. A Faithful Friend's Advice The girl you have is just the one for you— my head could not conceive a better match. She is your sun, your earth, the very glue that rightly holds your tattered life...

‘Alive, Alive-o’: A Poem by Jeff Eardley

The Society
May 5, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
9 Comments
  Alive, Alive-o In Dublin’s fair city,Where the girls are so pretty,There lived an old woman,Who was well known to me;Where she sighed with amazement,At her new knee replacement,Singing, “Cartilege and...

‘Territorializing’: A Poem by Mark Stellinga

The Society
May 4, 2025
Children's, Humor, Poetry
10 Comments
. Territorializing Slithering slowly, so very precise, A methodic invader (and catcher of mice), She stealthily slips toward the enemy there, So unsuspecting, at rest by the chair. Without a diversion to aid...

‘How I Spent My Spring Vacation’: Poetry and Photography by James A. Tweedie

The Society
April 29, 2025
Beauty, Culture, Humor, Poetry
17 Comments
. How I Spent My Spring Vacation: Poetry and Photography by James A. Tweedie . It Begins 45 Days Surrounded by the circle of the sea I cruise Atlantic waters, eastward bound, As knot by knot each longitude...

‘Medusa’s Sisters’: A Poem by Julian Woodruff

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April 27, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
13 Comments
. Medusa's Sisters Medusa lost her head and found renown instead. Her living sisters roared, “And why are we ignored who so much fouler are and deadlier by far? “You’d think that she’d become the...

‘Anachronistic Chaucer’ and Other Springtime Poetry by Paul A. Freeman

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April 25, 2025
Beauty, Chaucer, Humor, Poetry, Triolet
12 Comments
. Anachronistic Chaucer When April showers, forecast on TV,delayed our pilgrimage to Canterbury,an eating house, clept Hooters, we espiedbeside a leafy glade where we could bideour time in revelry and...
poem/freeman/limericks

‘The Ballad of Shamus’ by Steve Cooper

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April 24, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
4 Comments
. The Ballad of Shamus Well, Shamus were a likely lad wid a good well-meanin’ ‘eart As strong as O’Malley’s ox, ‘dey say—but only ‘alf as smart. ‘Is ‘eart belonged to Nellie, aye ‘e wished...

‘Innovative Thinking’: A Poem by Janice Canerdy

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April 21, 2025
Humor, Poetry
11 Comments
. Innovative Thinking My long-time love gave me a special gift, a photo of himself when he was young. He even autographed it: “Love you! Dave.” From then, upon my wall this treasure hung where I could...

‘Poetry Legacy’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick

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April 17, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
9 Comments
. Poetry Legacy Superb is her poetic contribution, Unique in its design and execution. She hopes the work is widely loved and lasting— With love beginning prior to her passing. . . Restricted Lane He sees...

‘Spring Bloomers’ and Other Spring Poetry by Susan Jarvis Bryant

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April 10, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry, Triolet
28 Comments
. Spring Bloomers ---a triolet A lick of spring has kissed the air Whispering of skimpy knickers--- It’s time to toss thick underwear. A lick of spring has kissed the air. I’ll hurl my hat, let down my...

‘Dirty Dishes’ and other Poetry by Gigi Ryan

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April 8, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Dirty Dishes The dust is often out of handAnd should I write my name uponThe coffee table and night standIt will be seen when morning dawns. But dishes, oh the dishes mustBe kept up or the sink will beFoul...

‘The Wedding Dress’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick

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April 3, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. The Wedding Dress The dress, first cleaned and vacuum-packed, _Was safely stored back then, Remaining perfectly intact _And never seen again. . . The Prestigious Publication’s Poetry The words seem...

‘Be Careful What Ya’ Wish For’: A Poem by Mark Stellinga

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March 29, 2025
Humor, Poetry
13 Comments
. Be Careful What Ya’ Wish For Well, all o’ ya’ knows when ol’ Paddy McFarland’s _been drinkin’ ‘e’ll spin up a tale Oooozin’ with bits what is ‘ard to believe— _fer dem who ain’t...

‘Vernal Equinox’ and Other Poems by Benjamin Cannicott Shavitz

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March 20, 2025
Culture, Humor, Limerick, Poetry
8 Comments
. Vernal Equinox Germans call this season “frühling.” Spaniards name it “primavera.” Welshmen say the term is “gwanwyn.” Shetland trawlers go with “voar,” so Let’s resolve this with a...

‘Equinox Blues’ and Other Poetry by Julian Woodruff

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March 20, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
12 Comments
. Equinox Blues Welcome to spring! The last snow may be past,_and bright blue frames the parting clouds.The sun rides longer in the sky, at last,_than lost to night’s slow–ebbing shrouds. The weather’s...

‘Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

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March 17, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious English literature tends to be wordy. Many tricks are exceedingly dirty. On a bright sunny day the whole sky appears bluish. All the teachers that pray in...

‘Mussolini’s Minions’: A Poem by Mary Jane Myers

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March 14, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
15 Comments
. Mussolini's Minions ---Segesta, 2012 Entranced, we wander round the temple site.The hot Sicilian sun beats down. I’m frayed,now seek the parking lot's uncertain shade.My brother John’s nearby, though not...

‘Gossiping Hinges’ and Other Poems by LaVern Spencer McCarthy

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March 7, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Love Poems, Poetry, Villanelle
7 Comments
. Gossiping Hinges Some think we hinges only squeak __because we seek __an oily drop __to make us stop, but hinges gossip day and night, __our message, quite __distinctive. We, __with raucous glee, say 'hi' to...

‘Give Praise for These Days of Old Age’: A Poem by Jeff Eardley

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March 4, 2025
Humor, Poetry
24 Comments
. Give Praise for These Days of Old Age You’re up in the morning, you moan and you groan, You’re feeling the grinding of bone against bone. When your knees have embarked on a life of their own, _Then give...

‘Howl at the River’ and Other Word-Play Poems by James A. Tweedie

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February 21, 2025
Humor, Poetry
4 Comments
. Howl at the River Howl at the river, cry me a moon; Blow up on a drum, and beat a balloon; Smirk like a sailor, drink like a prig’ Eat like a football, drop-kick a pig. Jimmy crack rainbow, over the...

‘Capacity’ and Other Poetry by Morrison Handley-Schachler

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February 17, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Capacity “This is too big and inexcusably Extravagant, so next time I insist We buy a smaller glass. This one will be Always half-empty,” said the realist. “You say this from experience,”...

‘How Did You Woo Me? ’ and Other Valentine’s Day Poetry by Susan Jarvis Bryant

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February 14, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
23 Comments
. How Did You Woo Me? Let Me Count the Way You didn’t sweep in on a snowy steedClad in armor buffed until it glittered---A shining knight of bright and mighty deedClutching ribboned gifts on which you’d...

‘Lines for Your Valentines’: A Valentine’s Day Poem by Roy E. Peterson

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February 14, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
16 Comments
. Lines for Your Valentines Without you here, my life is like A broken pencil, simply pointless. And if you tell me to take a hike, My legs won’t move, you’ve made them jointless. When I got up today I...

‘Moments Matter’: A Poem by Gigi Ryan

The Society
February 12, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
23 Comments
. Moments Matter When my daughter was just three __I took her to the zoo. She laughed and smiled and had a blast __And I myself did, too. My friends said, “Why did you do that? __She will not recall The day...

‘Concerning Snow’: A Conversation in Verse by T.M. Moore

The Society
February 5, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
18 Comments
. Concerning Snow ---a conversation between Beauty and Necessity “Well, there you go again.” “What's that?” “Come now, don't act so innocent. You see that plow out there, defacing what it took all...

‘Classic Case History’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

The Society
February 5, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry, Terza Rima
11 Comments
. Classic Case History Though I was blind, it wasn’t hard to see That blindness was a gift at least as good As any other. People seeing me As someone less insightful than he should Have been were blurry...

‘Sonnet 1’ by Saki

The Society
February 3, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
7 Comments
. . Sonnet 1 I felt like trying something new today, And so I put my pen upon a page To mimic Shakespeare's famous olden way— A style which, I hear, was all the rage. So here I am committing fourteen...

‘The Great Rub-off’: A Poem by Martin Elster and Joan Axelrod-Contrada

The Society
January 26, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
8 Comments
. The Great Rub-off Norm and Zip, in mismatched chairs, __were sipping tea and talking, when Desi, their loyal hound, said, “Listen, __you’re shedding like me!” (How shocking!) Norm spat out his...

On ‘The Three Little Pigs’ and Other Poems by Anna J. Arredondo

The Society
January 7, 2025
Children's, Culture, Humor, Poetry
21 Comments
. Watch Out! Now, “The Three Little Pigs” is a tale More for cautioning than for amusing: Learn its lessons and you may prevail; Heed them not, and you may end up losing. For we, none of us, live in a...

‘Bollical Dogs’ in Response to T.S. Eliot’s ‘Jellicle Cats’ and Other Poetry by Brian Yapko

The Society
January 5, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
26 Comments
. Bollical Dogs I have a complaint! T.S. Eliot hogs All the fun with his stories of Jellicle Cats! So let me (inspired by zoo catalogs) Write of beasts ripe for versificational chats. But shall I vaunt...

‘A Freshman Pep Talk’: A Poem by Julian Woodruff

The Society
January 4, 2025
Humor, Music, Poetry
10 Comments
. A Freshman Pep Talk ---upon reading “Composers to Listen to While Studying,”by Andrew Benson Brown, in The Epoch Times, Nov. 2, 2024 You’re ready? Get down to it, cram the night through.What a...

‘Oh, the Days’: A Poem on Motherhood, by Gigi Ryan

The Society
January 1, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Oh, the Days Oh, the days of poop and vomit! My best dress had drool upon it While I walked my teething child Up and down the hall for miles. Oh, the days of poop and vomit! When the baby chose to not...

‘Help! I Can’t Stop Speaking in Iambic!’: A Poem by Cynthia Erlandson

The Society
December 28, 2024
Humor, Poetry
33 Comments
. Help! I Can’t Stop Speaking in Iambic! Help! I can’t stop speaking in iambic Pentameter! No matter what I say, Somehow it keeps on coming out that way. It’s not the first time. Could it be a...

‘Christmas in Florida’: A Poem by Brian Yapko

The Society
December 25, 2024
Culture, Humor, Poetry
22 Comments
. Christmas in Florida I watched him pass! St. Nick himself---Kris Kringle,Who hails from Buffalo, not the North Pole.He waved; I heard bells on his golf-cart jingleAs he sang karaoke rock and roll. That’s...
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  1. Margaret Coats on ‘What the Caterpillar Calls the End’: A Poem by Scharlie MeeuwsMay 23, 2025

    An old theme, transformed by lightly leisurely telling into the expected transcendence. The poem draws the reader through caterpillar evolution…

  2. Margaret Coats on ‘The Dyer’s Second Tale—A Medieval Heist’: A Poem by Paul A. FreemanMay 23, 2025

    Your quick-reading narrative presents a superb model of how long poems can still work, Paul. More anon, when duties leave…

  3. Margaret Coats on ‘Sonnet XIII’: A Poem by Jenna TedescoMay 23, 2025

    "I wonder what you mind then does with me?" completes the first part of this multi-level sonnet. After it, personal…

  4. Yael on ‘Sound and Fury’: A Poem by Susan Jarvis BryantMay 23, 2025

    Wow Susan, these are some sparkly verbal pyrotechnics you've dished out here. Looks like fireworks season is starting early this…

  5. Brian Yapko on ‘Sound and Fury’: A Poem by Susan Jarvis BryantMay 23, 2025

    Susan, thank you for your generous reply to my somewhat overwrought comment in which I teetered perilously close to becoming…

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