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‘Therapy’: A Poem by Mary Jane Myers

The Society
June 30, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
22 Comments
. Therapy ---After "Help! I Can’t Stop Speaking in Iambic!" by Cynthia Erlandson Help! I can’t stop writing psychobabble!No matter what I pen, it comes out gabble. I scribble nonsense verses all the...

‘Dad and I’ and Other Poems by C.B. Anderson

The Society
June 26, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
13 Comments
. Dad and I Our sessions last an hour or two at most, for we get through them just as fast as can be managed, trying not to stir the ghost of hurts supposed to help me be a man. When Dad was young, he knew...

‘A Sonnet for My One True Love’ and Other Poetry by Aaron Nydegger

The Society
June 25, 2025
Humor, Poetry
10 Comments
. A Sonnet for My One True Love Forever let the night go on and on, My body to your softness gently pressed, Nor let the touch of shameful, blushing dawn, Wake me, part us, and end a lover’s rest. How I...

‘I Would Say Yes’ and Other Poetry by Gigi Ryan

The Society
June 20, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Pantoum, Poetry, Villanelle
15 Comments
. I Would Say Yes ---a villanelle for Larry on our 36th Anniversary We were young and rather stupid then, But still I see that we were meant to be. I would say yes a thousand times again. From the first...

‘A Winter’s Tale’ by Jeff Eardley

The Society
June 18, 2025
Children's, Humor, Poetry
18 Comments
. A Winter's Tale There’re many strange and spooky tales, That come from England’s hills and dales. When Winter tightens up its grip, As feet and fingers start to slip. For on a cold December day, I...

‘Durus Frater, Alma Mater’ and Other Poems by C.B. Anderson

The Society
June 11, 2025
Beauty, Culture, Humor, Poetry
8 Comments
. Durus Frater, Alma Mater Spring forward to where former arch-rivals Fall back on tall stories of the travels They enjoyed after two years of college, Before graduation sealed the knowledge Of how little...

‘Alotta Lip About my Hip’ and Other Hip Replacement Poetry by Jeff Kemper

The Society
June 10, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
5 Comments
. Alotta Lip About my Hip Alotta lip about my hip On paper, phone, computer-drive. The new one at my femur’s tip Has generated verbal jive Beyond my wits. I can’t contrive The need for queries they should...

‘Family Values’: Four Poems by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
June 5, 2025
Humor, Pantoum, Poetry, Triolet
34 Comments
. Auntie Barb ---a pantoum She cuts the cheats and charmers to the quick—Her tongue will skin a scoundrel in a wink.She’ll scupper every swindler’s slickest trickBefore the scoffers have a chance to...

‘Roads of Potter County’: A Poem by Frank Rable

The Society
June 4, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
19 Comments
. Roads of Potter County Finally Spring has come north here---Always my favorite time of year.Potter will tease you in some way---Tomorrow might be a snowy day. Instead there came the green of grass,The white...

‘Kissing Cousin’ and Other Poems by Joseph S. Salemi

The Society
May 24, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
33 Comments
. Kissing Cousin I see her every two years, usuallyWhen someone dies or marries. And we kissAs if we were old lovers, passionately,Just as a silly spoof. She says I missThese hot encounters! Prudish maiden...

‘Know Your Place’: A Poem by Peter Venable

The Society
May 21, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
7 Comments
. Know Your Place __“Know your place!” In grammar school, that stung like mace.“To the corner!”—my timeout place. __“Know your place.” On my first date, with pimpled face,I never even reached...

‘Spring Has Sprung’: A Poem by Roy E. Peterson

The Society
May 20, 2025
Humor, Poetry
26 Comments
. Spring Has Sprung Spring has sprung. It has begun--- _Birds nesting in the tree. It’s warm again. The cackling hen _Can go outside to pee. Spring has sprung. It’s time for fun. _New flowers bloom each...

Cat Poems by Gigi Ryan

The Society
May 18, 2025
Beauty, Culture, Humor, Poetry
17 Comments
. Sally  November rains brought to our basement door From the woods some pleading, needy eyes Staring from a fur mass, soaking wet. Our catless home (about to be no more) Welcomed her and tended to her...

‘The Water Closet’ and Other Bathroom Poetry by Cheryl Corey

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May 15, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. The Water Closet An earthen pit, an outhouse stool, a chamber pot— We’ve long dispensed with these, the whole damn stinking lot! The housewife and the maid no longer shout, “Gar’ l’eau!” Before...
poem/duncan/satire

‘Ogre Food’: A Poem by Steve Cooper

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May 12, 2025
Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. Ogre Food My parents, dear, although you love me so; and in your love, wish only for my best. Yet, to the first-grade class I will not go, nor shall I end my tears of loud protest. For fearful premonitions...

‘Written in a Cubicle’ and Other Poems by Shamik Banerjee

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May 11, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
11 Comments
. Written in a Cubicle What spurs me, in this breathing grave of coffee mouths and cheeks unshaved, to stand upon my chair and shout, __"I'm out! I'm out of this forever-widening coop where glumness, going on...
poem/winick/love

‘A Faithful Friend’s Advice’ and Other Poetry by Christian Muller

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May 7, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
6 Comments
. A Faithful Friend's Advice The girl you have is just the one for you— my head could not conceive a better match. She is your sun, your earth, the very glue that rightly holds your tattered life...

‘Alive, Alive-o’: A Poem by Jeff Eardley

The Society
May 5, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
9 Comments
  Alive, Alive-o In Dublin’s fair city,Where the girls are so pretty,There lived an old woman,Who was well known to me;Where she sighed with amazement,At her new knee replacement,Singing, “Cartilege and...

‘Territorializing’: A Poem by Mark Stellinga

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May 4, 2025
Children's, Humor, Poetry
10 Comments
. Territorializing Slithering slowly, so very precise, A methodic invader (and catcher of mice), She stealthily slips toward the enemy there, So unsuspecting, at rest by the chair. Without a diversion to aid...

‘How I Spent My Spring Vacation’: Poetry and Photography by James A. Tweedie

The Society
April 29, 2025
Beauty, Culture, Humor, Poetry
19 Comments
. How I Spent My Spring Vacation: Poetry and Photography by James A. Tweedie . It Begins 45 Days Surrounded by the circle of the sea I cruise Atlantic waters, eastward bound, As knot by knot each longitude...

‘Medusa’s Sisters’: A Poem by Julian Woodruff

The Society
April 27, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
13 Comments
. Medusa's Sisters Medusa lost her head and found renown instead. Her living sisters roared, “And why are we ignored who so much fouler are and deadlier by far? “You’d think that she’d become the...

‘Anachronistic Chaucer’ and Other Springtime Poetry by Paul A. Freeman

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April 25, 2025
Beauty, Chaucer, Humor, Poetry, Triolet
12 Comments
. Anachronistic Chaucer When April showers, forecast on TV,delayed our pilgrimage to Canterbury,an eating house, clept Hooters, we espiedbeside a leafy glade where we could bideour time in revelry and...
poem/freeman/limericks

‘The Ballad of Shamus’ by Steve Cooper

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April 24, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
4 Comments
. The Ballad of Shamus Well, Shamus were a likely lad wid a good well-meanin’ ‘eart As strong as O’Malley’s ox, ‘dey say—but only ‘alf as smart. ‘Is ‘eart belonged to Nellie, aye ‘e wished...

‘Innovative Thinking’: A Poem by Janice Canerdy

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April 21, 2025
Humor, Poetry
11 Comments
. Innovative Thinking My long-time love gave me a special gift, a photo of himself when he was young. He even autographed it: “Love you! Dave.” From then, upon my wall this treasure hung where I could...

‘Poetry Legacy’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick

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April 17, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
9 Comments
. Poetry Legacy Superb is her poetic contribution, Unique in its design and execution. She hopes the work is widely loved and lasting— With love beginning prior to her passing. . . Restricted Lane He sees...

‘Spring Bloomers’ and Other Spring Poetry by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
April 10, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry, Triolet
28 Comments
. Spring Bloomers ---a triolet A lick of spring has kissed the air Whispering of skimpy knickers--- It’s time to toss thick underwear. A lick of spring has kissed the air. I’ll hurl my hat, let down my...

‘Dirty Dishes’ and other Poetry by Gigi Ryan

The Society
April 8, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Dirty Dishes The dust is often out of handAnd should I write my name uponThe coffee table and night standIt will be seen when morning dawns. But dishes, oh the dishes mustBe kept up or the sink will beFoul...

‘The Wedding Dress’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick

The Society
April 3, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
14 Comments
. The Wedding Dress The dress, first cleaned and vacuum-packed, _Was safely stored back then, Remaining perfectly intact _And never seen again. . . The Prestigious Publication’s Poetry The words seem...

‘Be Careful What Ya’ Wish For’: A Poem by Mark Stellinga

The Society
March 29, 2025
Humor, Poetry
13 Comments
. Be Careful What Ya’ Wish For Well, all o’ ya’ knows when ol’ Paddy McFarland’s _been drinkin’ ‘e’ll spin up a tale Oooozin’ with bits what is ‘ard to believe— _fer dem who ain’t...

‘Vernal Equinox’ and Other Poems by Benjamin Cannicott Shavitz

The Society
March 20, 2025
Culture, Humor, Limerick, Poetry
8 Comments
. Vernal Equinox Germans call this season “frühling.” Spaniards name it “primavera.” Welshmen say the term is “gwanwyn.” Shetland trawlers go with “voar,” so Let’s resolve this with a...

‘Equinox Blues’ and Other Poetry by Julian Woodruff

The Society
March 20, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
12 Comments
. Equinox Blues Welcome to spring! The last snow may be past,_and bright blue frames the parting clouds.The sun rides longer in the sky, at last,_than lost to night’s slow–ebbing shrouds. The weather’s...

‘Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

The Society
March 17, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious English literature tends to be wordy. Many tricks are exceedingly dirty. On a bright sunny day the whole sky appears bluish. All the teachers that pray in...

‘Mussolini’s Minions’: A Poem by Mary Jane Myers

The Society
March 14, 2025
Culture, Humor, Poetry
15 Comments
. Mussolini's Minions ---Segesta, 2012 Entranced, we wander round the temple site.The hot Sicilian sun beats down. I’m frayed,now seek the parking lot's uncertain shade.My brother John’s nearby, though not...

‘Gossiping Hinges’ and Other Poems by LaVern Spencer McCarthy

The Society
March 7, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Love Poems, Poetry, Villanelle
7 Comments
. Gossiping Hinges Some think we hinges only squeak __because we seek __an oily drop __to make us stop, but hinges gossip day and night, __our message, quite __distinctive. We, __with raucous glee, say 'hi' to...

‘Give Praise for These Days of Old Age’: A Poem by Jeff Eardley

The Society
March 4, 2025
Humor, Poetry
24 Comments
. Give Praise for These Days of Old Age You’re up in the morning, you moan and you groan, You’re feeling the grinding of bone against bone. When your knees have embarked on a life of their own, _Then give...

‘Howl at the River’ and Other Word-Play Poems by James A. Tweedie

The Society
February 21, 2025
Humor, Poetry
4 Comments
. Howl at the River Howl at the river, cry me a moon; Blow up on a drum, and beat a balloon; Smirk like a sailor, drink like a prig’ Eat like a football, drop-kick a pig. Jimmy crack rainbow, over the...

‘Capacity’ and Other Poetry by Morrison Handley-Schachler

The Society
February 17, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
16 Comments
. Capacity “This is too big and inexcusably Extravagant, so next time I insist We buy a smaller glass. This one will be Always half-empty,” said the realist. “You say this from experience,”...

‘How Did You Woo Me? ’ and Other Valentine’s Day Poetry by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
February 14, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
23 Comments
. How Did You Woo Me? Let Me Count the Way You didn’t sweep in on a snowy steedClad in armor buffed until it glittered---A shining knight of bright and mighty deedClutching ribboned gifts on which you’d...

‘Lines for Your Valentines’: A Valentine’s Day Poem by Roy E. Peterson

The Society
February 14, 2025
Humor, Love Poems, Poetry
16 Comments
. Lines for Your Valentines Without you here, my life is like A broken pencil, simply pointless. And if you tell me to take a hike, My legs won’t move, you’ve made them jointless. When I got up today I...

‘Moments Matter’: A Poem by Gigi Ryan

The Society
February 12, 2025
Beauty, Humor, Poetry
23 Comments
. Moments Matter When my daughter was just three __I took her to the zoo. She laughed and smiled and had a blast __And I myself did, too. My friends said, “Why did you do that? __She will not recall The day...
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  1. Cheryl A Corey on ‘Family Affair’ and Other Poems by Russel WinickJuly 12, 2025

    "Road Work" neatly captures the lack of work being done. Every time you drive by one of these sites, you…

  2. Rick Johnson on The Society of Classical Poets 2025 Haiku CompetitionJuly 12, 2025

    A fading gold finch Ravages the coneflower. She trusts the outcome.

  3. Roy Eugene Peterson on Poetry Challenge: Short Response to a Classic PoemJuly 12, 2025

    In the next one, I have a Poet Note of what inspired my poem. This is another one based on…

  4. Roy Eugene Peterson on Poetry Challenge: Short Response to a Classic PoemJuly 12, 2025

    Here is another example of a few that I will post. This one is perhaps the longest that should be…

  5. Roy Eugene Peterson on Poetry Challenge: Short Response to a Classic PoemJuly 12, 2025

    1. In 2021, there was a challenge of using the first line of another poet’s poem. This challenge is different.…

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