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‘Some Exchanges’ by R.G. Kaimal

October 21, 2017
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She asked, “Is the train on time, Mac?”
He replied, “No, luv! It’s on the track!”

Teacher, “And what is bedrock, Fred?”
Reply, “It’s rock music played on a bed.”

What happens if rain lands on deer?
Reply, “Then you will get reindeer!”

And tell me then why hoots the owl?
Because it cannot actually howl.

Where did you get that accent, Emily?
At the market: “Buy 1, Get 1 Free!”

 

R.G. Kaimal is a write living in Bangalore, India.

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  1. Joe Tessitore says:
    8 years ago

    Very witty and very funny!

    Loved it!

    Joe

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  2. David Hollywood says:
    8 years ago

    Made me smile. Thank you.

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