She asked, “Is the train on time, Mac?”
He replied, “No, luv! It’s on the track!”
Teacher, “And what is bedrock, Fred?”
Reply, “It’s rock music played on a bed.”
What happens if rain lands on deer?
Reply, “Then you will get reindeer!”
And tell me then why hoots the owl?
Because it cannot actually howl.
Where did you get that accent, Emily?
At the market: “Buy 1, Get 1 Free!”
R.G. Kaimal is a write living in Bangalore, India.
Thank you, Cynthia! Before the experience written about in the poem, I had never quite appreciated sunrise as much as…
Thank you so much, Michael! Those were the effects I was trying to go for when writing these poems, so…
Such verbal virtuosity! I like how each poem stands on its own in its chosen form, but maps an emotional…
Loved “The Old Poet Comes Clean,” C.B. Very relatable!
Thank you, Paul, for this exceptionally fun way to start the day! Dr. Seuss is on my (very long) list…
Very witty and very funny!
Loved it!
Joe
Made me smile. Thank you.