Drawing by Ron L. HodgesOn the Equity Meme: ‘The Rime of the Balanced Boxes’ by Ron L. Hodges The Society November 15, 2019 Culture, Deconstructing Communism, Humor, Poetry The Rime of the Balanced Boxes after Samuel Coleridge’s Rime of the Ancient Mariner Part I Now, the training time had ended, The conference day was done, So, the teachers left the building, Their hearts and minds as one. They’d crafted no new teaching tools That might help students learn; What they had attained was vision For which their souls could burn. They’d been shown a pair of pictures, Two cartoons side-by-side, With three people poised on boxes In both visions supplied. The people were of different heights, From short to one quite tall; Each tried to watch a baseball game Over the outfield wall. So, each stood on a wooden box To try and see the game, Yet where everyone was Equal, They really weren’t the same. It was only on the right side, There labeled “Equity,” Where the boxes had been balanced So that the short could see. Like a Pentecostal moment, A fire singed one’s soul, And he knew that from that instant Social justice was his role! For to treat all beings as equal Won’t right the scales of fate; He had to shift the unfair load That genes and stars create. That was his mindset as he left, Heart filled as from a feast; To educate should be akin To serving as a priest. That euphoric state was short-lived— A man had grabbed his arm. Confused, he quickly looked at him, Thoughts swirling in alarm. The old man’s eyes were glittering, His graying beard grew long; And when the teacher pulled away, He found that grip was strong! “Don’t be afraid,” the man then said, “I’m similar with you. I once went to this same training And left as born anew.” “But please listen to my story, And you will truly know How sentiments that charm the ear Can manifest in woe!” Now slave to curiosity, The teacher found a bench; The burning doubts inside his head This loon alone could quench. Part II “Those pictures that they showed you there Were more than just a myth: One day I observed such boxes, A tale I’ll share forthwith! Like in the image, there were three Outside the outfield wall, Except this was no mere drawing To symbolize shortfall. The tall man stood upon a box, A sturdy wooden crate, Without which he could see the game, A most privileged state. Beside him stood an average boy Whose box made much more sense, For, comfortably flat-footed, His chin rose past the fence. And, finally, there next in line A most unhappy sight: A child, or man, blind to the game Due to his challenged height. He had a box just like the rest, Yet he could only see The wooden planks placed ‘fore his face— Oh, damn Equality! So, I strode up to the tallest, Brimming with righteous zeal, So confident I’d set things right With one earnest appeal. ‘I’d like to introduce myself— Marin Err is my name. I have a small request to make, A favor rather tame. ‘You see that poor soul over there Whose nose scratches the wall? If you would simply share your box, You all could watch baseball.’ ‘Nice to meet you,’ the tall man said, ‘My name is Albert Ross. ‘But I quite like my wooden box— I don’t mean to be cross.’ For a time that seemed forever, I tried to help him see, Yet the man would not acknowledge The creed of Equity. Oh, I had given my best shot, And I was at a loss. My grand designs weren’t realized Because of Albert Ross. Now sad as any man could be, I turned to walk away, Not knowing sometimes justice means Making such men obey. Part III While I’d stewed in guilt and anger, A man had come, unseen, So I was shocked to see that face When turning from the scene. With a bulbous nose and glasses, Forehead glistening bright, He appeared to wear a halo From the reflected light. His white skin and hair contrasted The black suit that he wore; As his brow began to furrow, A chill swept through my core. “What’s going on here?” he inquired, Gesturing to the wall, His distinct Northeastern accent Blazed like a fireball. For a bit I hesitated, Then quickly told the tale Of how I tried to make things right, Only to badly fail. As he listened to my story, He turned a crimson hue, And the tension in his jawline Bespoke the man’s virtue. When I finished, the man replied, “I’ll surely make this fair.” Then he made for the outfield fence, Light spiking his white hair. “Who are you?” I quickly questioned, Both pleased and somewhat dazed. He turned and said his name was Paul— “Paul A. Titian,” he rephrased. Then, with a smile, he turned again, And strode out toward the man. I watched Paul as he reached the wall, Curious of his plan. To my surprise, he bypassed Ross, Went to the other two; He spoke to them, and as he did, A discontentment grew. They both forgot about the game And glared at Ross’s crate; It seemed the words worked like a spell To conjure up their hate. Suddenly, like a crashing wave, They overwhelmed poor Albert Ross. Oh, there was little I could see In all the blurred chaos! When they were done, it was as if A sea-borne storm had passed, For the tall man lay there bleeding Like ship with broken mast. The box once he had stood upon Was coldly snatched away, Provided to the shortest one So he could watch them play. Though all three now could see the game, I bore a heavy cross, For clearly my well-meaning words Had condemned Albert Ross.” Part IV “I fear you, old man Marin Err,” The teacher said. “No More! I don’t want to know what happens When seeking settled scores.” He stood up as if to leave then, But it was mere pretense; He had to hear the conclusion To the epic of the fence. So, with very little prodding, A light touch on his arm, The teacher quickly sat back down Like one held by a charm. Marin Err gazed into the sky, Proceeded with his thread; Meanwhile the awestruck teacher hung On every word he said. “The theft of that man’s single box Was not the worst I saw. That was the first exhibit of Equity’s innate flaw. For many months I still struggled With overwhelming guilt; The bloody scene I had witnessed Made inspiration wilt. But, slowly, I began to think Perhaps I had been wrong. Sometimes might it be justified To force men go along? If one man blocks the greater good, The sacred Equity, Then isn’t some slight oppression A negligible fee? So I went back to the ballfield To see how things had gone. I hoped to find the ideal place I’d staked my faith upon. A dense line spread around the fence, More fans than there had been, And though many stood on boxes, These boxes seemed more thin. And very few could see the game, Only the fans most tall, Yet the view, for most, was merely An eyeful of the wall. But the situation darkened When I reached the outfield wall; On the other side of that fence, There was no game at all! I stood at the fence, dumbfounded— What witchery was this? If this sad scene was Equity, Then something was amiss. “Ah, I can see you are disturbed,” Echoed a booming voice. “But to achieve the goal we sought, We had to make a choice.” I tracked the sound up to the sky, Received another shock: Atop a hill comprised of boxes, Paul perching like a hawk! “Yes, we tried to balance boxes,” That Paul A. Tician claimed. “Yet no matter the arrangement, It wasn’t what we aimed. “Thus, we leaders all decided, To make things truly fair, We had to end the baseball game So that folks wouldn’t care.” “Oh, boxes, boxes everywhere, And not a game to see; Boxes, boxes everywhere, And that’s Reality.” Part V The old man, who had been standing, Slumped down upon the bench; His manner had become subdued, The need to speak now quenched. He sat, not speaking for a while, Then sighed and turned his head Toward his young, deflated colleague, Whose soul now sunk like lead. “Farewell, farewell! Remember well The truth I’ve taught you here: The words they tell, the world they sell Sound sweetly in the ear. “He teaches best who knows it best— The short can’t be made tall, So help each man to build a box To see over his wall.” Then Marin Err, of hoary beard And gleaming eyes, had left; And the once euphoric teacher Sat, silent and bereft. Yet well he knew he had been spared The damage he might cause Pursuing that grand delusion— Rewriting nature’s laws. Ron L. Hodges is an English teacher and poet who lives in Orange County, California. His works have appeared in The Road Not Taken, Ancient Paths, Calvary Cross, and The Society of Classical Poets Journal 2015 and 2016. He won the Society’s prestigious Annual Poetry Competition in 2016. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Trending now: