Four Short Comic Pieces by Joseph S. Salemi
Choosing a Thermometer If tubes hypoglottal Can cause you to throttle, And things in your ears Breed irrational fears, ...
Choosing a Thermometer If tubes hypoglottal Can cause you to throttle, And things in your ears Breed irrational fears, ...
Vera Crux Vera Crux is Latin for “True Cross,” and is the source of the name of the Mexican ...
Harry Thurston Peck by Joseph S. Salemi A few weeks ago my wife asked me to find a book ...
. Macron, Carney, and Starmer: The Three Stooges Recognize a Palestinian “State” Diplomats and ministers are not known for their ...
. To the Venezuelan Drug Runners Sleeping in the Sea To Tren de Aragua—congratulations on your new life as Caribbean ...
. Lyrics by Philodemus of Gadara (circa 1st century BC) translated from Greek by Joseph S. Salemi . V.13 Charito ...
. Mnemonic Device for Military Pro-Signs A-Z Pro-signs are an alphabetical coding system used by the military for radio transmissions ...
. The Old Man and the Mouse: A Sicilian Folktale An old man poured a glass of milk, and left ...
. When Lovely Woman Stoops to Folly… by Oliver Goldsmith (1728-1774) When lovely woman stoops to folly, And finds too ...
. An Update for Dylan Thomas’s Aunt "Fie on you, aunt! I’ll show you how To elevate your middle brow, ...
. Kissing Cousin I see her every two years, usuallyWhen someone dies or marries. And we kissAs if we were ...
. Two Lyrics by Philodemus of Gadara translated from Greek by Joseph S. Salemi . V.124 Summertime has not yet ...
. Porphyro and Madeline: The Epilogue By Byron "Let us away, my love, with happy speed; There are no ears ...
. A Token of Espousal Sister Elisabetta Dardinelli Speaks Concerning the Token of Espousalof Saint Catherine de’ Ricci (1522-1590) Dixit ...
. Zelensky Gets a Hard Lesson Zelensky comes strutting, in hope of a payout— Trump and young J.D. are trusting ...
. The Potentate and the Pontiff by Joseph S. Salemi I have often argued that the formalist techniques of traditional ...
. The Judge Addresses the Defendant "Living in America is like serving in the army; ninety percent of conduct is ...
. Two Idylls by Bion of Smyrnatranslated by Joseph S. Salemi . Idyll V Great Cypris stood before me in ...
. Meditation on Herbert’s “Church Monuments” "…Mark, here below, How tame these ashes are, how free from lust, That thou ...
. The Trochaic Poems of Dorothy Parker by Joseph S. Salemi A few poets become famous, while most go down ...
. Homage to Morton of Merrymount To you I pay this homage and devotion: Thomas Morton, Host of Merrymount— You, ...
. Aphrodisiac I. It was past midnight when we met and spoke One rainswept winter Friday. The wet street Stood ...
. Catullus XI Furius and Aurelius, my two friends, Whether I go to farthest India, The shore by ever-pounding Eastern ...
. New Directions, or Deviations? by Joseph S. Salemi Many years ago I read an account of a discussion between Ezra ...
. The Psychopath Addresses the Ladies Auxiliary of the Mental Ward "When an inner situation is not made conscious, it ...
. The “La Vache Qui Rit” Candidate Here she comes smiling a big toothy grin at us Laughing and cackling ...
. Miss Jewell’s Suicide ---from a story by George Gissing The chipped and mismatched crockery,Two boiled eggs and tepid tea,A ...
. Some Words to Catholics about Bergoglio God only knows what’s left to say— Most Catholics drift from day to ...
. The Universal Horoscope and Zodiac Twelve figures in the blazoned zodiac Set by the gods in their unchanging track ...
. Miss Crespo’s Halloween Give me the daggers. The sleeping and the dead Are but as pictures; ‘tis the eye ...
. A Curse Against a Thief from the Carmina Burana Let the thief who stole my cap be by death ...
. The Snares of Simplicity by Joseph S. Salemi Liberals, Communists, and capitalists all share one dangerous and demonically-prompted trait. ...
. The Lilacs on Good Friday Tumult of noontide long ago dismissed— The rent veil unremembered, and the sun Relit, ...
. For Dorothy I have at times sat silent in this chair And furtively cast looks about the room Admiring, ...
. Anthony Comstock: An Extended Dactylic Higgledy, piggledy, Anthony Comstock, the Toughest enforcer of morals to date, Couldn’t stand looking ...
. The Austrian Non Placet Comes in Time (Recess at the papal conclave in Rome, August 1903. One cardinal speaks ...
. Gawain’s Prayer in the Wilderness …the wildrenesse of Wyrale; wonde ther bot lyte That auther God other gome with ...
. Saint Sebastianus Sebastianus, soldier, pinioned, bleeding, Stands at his lonely and forgotten post Unperceived—no, even unsuspected— By the diseased ...
. A Valedictorian’s Address at Harvard, about Claudine Gay written at the request of Brian Yapko, and in deepest appreciation ...
. Mythological Limericks on Defloration . Venus and Adonis Adonis was cute as a berry And Venus was sexy and ...
Mr. Handley-Schachler, there are many things to criticize in Sigmund Freud, and maybe even a few in the work of…
Dating this vision in the recent past, when the apocalyptic events described were not observed (at least not in the…
Warren, thank you for enjoying what I wrote. As for the reference to forming, and also sacking Troy? you'll have…
I do not think, Morrison, that any such disputes are pointless. For millennia we have been trying to figure out…
I don't think, Morrison, that such disputes are ever pointless. Attempts to understand the human psyche have been going on…
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