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poem/eardley/satire

A Poem on Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, by Jeff Eardley

The Society
May 9, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
12 Comments
. September 9th 1901… A September evening in old Paris town, The time when Parisians let their hair down. There’s laughing and dancing and folk getting drunk, And all of the ladies are looking like...
poem/corey/beauty

‘Poet, What Dreamer Thou Art’: A Poem by Cheryl Corey

The Society
May 8, 2023
Beauty, Poetry, Satire, Villanelle
18 Comments
. Poet, What Dreamer Thou Art  "I feel more and more every day, that as my imagination strengthens, that I do not live in this world alone, but in a thousand worlds." ---John Keats I’m busy doing nothing,...
poem/anderson/satire

‘The Shortfalls of Empirical Knowledge’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

The Society
May 7, 2023
Culture, Humor, Poetry, Satire
19 Comments
. The Shortfalls of Empirical Knowledge Sorry, Iowa. Each night is different from all previous And therefore not the same as those to come. The ways of Nature can be devious: They test experience and leave us...
poem/bryant/culture

A Poem and Warning for the Coronation of King Charles III, by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
May 5, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
58 Comments
. A Right Royal Coronation Anon the pomp and pageantry will beam From London as King Charles III is crowned. The Abbey-bound procession’s set to stream On gleaming tides of splendour to the sound Of jaunty...
poem/freeman/childrens

A Bus Poem by Paul Martin Freeman: ‘The Number 151: Teatime in Cheam’

The Society
May 5, 2023
Children's, Poetry, Satire
14 Comments
. The Number 151: Teatime in Cheam A Cautionary Tale . Now this is a story of two little girls; The older had pigtails, the younger one curls. They lived in the wonderful village of Cheam And both were...

Poems on Books and Devices, and Other Poetry by Russel Winick

The Society
May 3, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
22 Comments
. Books Some say that books are obsolete, __Preferring new devices. But reading books is still a treat, __No gadget quite suffices. . . Tipping Etiquette The credit card machine implied that __I should...
poem/yapko/plath

‘On Binge-Reading Sylvia Plath’: An Expanded Sonnet by Brian Yapko

The Society
May 2, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
47 Comments
. On Binge-Reading Sylvia Plath Verdammte mirror-bee-eyes stare at you As you describe in depth colossal pain. You say too much: your tormented achoo Your lack of faith, your overactive brain. I read your...
poem/essmann/beauty

‘The Sonogram’ and Other Poetry by Jeffrey Essmann

The Society
May 1, 2023
Beauty, Poetry, Satire
11 Comments
. The Sonogram Dodona housed the oracle of Zeus, And there the Greeks sought his prophetic aid (Whose force depended on how much they’d paid) In auguries divinely quite abstruse. Beneath his sacred oak they...
poem/holt/writing

A Poem for New Writers: ‘The Window Seat’ by D.T. Holt

The Society
April 25, 2023
Beauty, Poetry, Satire
24 Comments
. The Window Seat “They don’t read poets till they’re dead.” That’s what my wise-guy father said. “They wait till they have gone away ‘fore caring what they had to say. Still if that’s what you...
poem/robin/human rights in China

Sketches of Three Communistic Big Heads: Poems by Damian Robin

The Society
April 24, 2023
Culture, Deconstructing Communism, Human Rights in China, Poetry, Satire
9 Comments
. Sketches of Three Communistic Big Heads  . 1. Xi Jinping Who thinks this belly-flopping avarist is good except those marrying the flies that buzz and hiss while he rips up the world, gnashing it to...
poem/bryant/shakespeare

Poems for Shakespeare’s Birthday in an Era of A.I. Poetry, by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
April 23, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire, Shakespeare
29 Comments
. Bardic Bots Will Shakespeare has been rendered obsolete. Bill’s quillings are a patriarchal scandal. His iambs lack that fresh, progressive beat. Barred from Avon is his current handle. As lost as...
poem/bryant/the environment

A Poem for Earth Day: ‘Green… Greener… Greenest…’ by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
April 22, 2023
Pantoum, Poetry, Satire, The Environment
43 Comments
. Green... Greener... Greenest...   a doomsday pantoum Zoom with raving saviors to Net Zero. Bewail our frail and ailing habitat. Become a carbon-taxing pseudo-hero. Trade...
poem/yapko/history

‘Historical Negation’ and Other Poetry by Brian Yapko

The Society
April 18, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
27 Comments
. Historical Negation A pen works wonders. Just ink in, scratch out. Rewrite what people learn about the past. Repeat false facts, promote a fabrication--- Voila! You’ve aced historical negation. You don’t...
poem/kelly/censorship

Japanese-Style Poems on Free Thought, by Laura Kelly

The Society
April 17, 2023
Culture, Haiku and Senryu, Poetry, Satire
9 Comments
. Senryu on Free Thought . I. As storied Kipling Is stricken from pupils’ tales I feel his burden . II. Arise Dame Roseanne From the inquisitor’s stake Comedy’s phoenix . III. Young Harry...
poem/winick/love

‘Acceptance’ and Other Poetry by Russel Winick

The Society
April 13, 2023
Culture, Education, Love Poems, Poetry, Satire
24 Comments
. Acceptance Relationships are courses in which You should not enroll, If changing other people is your Pre-existing goal. . . When One Overrides Twenty-Six It started in first grade as I recall. Our son...
poem/salemi/satire

‘Cryogenic Freezing’: A Poem by Joseph S. Salemi

The Society
April 10, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
35 Comments
. Cryogenic Freezing from the conclusion of A Gallery of Ethopaths Let’s end on a deathly note To grab my readers by the throat. When ethopathic nonsense reigns It keeps a populace in chains, And though...
poem/tweedie/Easter

Three Denarii or Best Offer: An Easter Poem by James A. Tweedie

The Society
April 9, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
5 Comments
. Three Denarii OBO For Sale: One ten-foot wooden cross. Good cedar, cypress with some pine. The owner selling at a loss. Used once, by Rome, to assist dying. Some minor nail holes need repair, The crossbeam...
poem/anderson/theology

Four Poems of a Theological Nature, by C.B. Anderson

The Society
April 7, 2023
Beauty, Culture, Poetry, Satire
27 Comments
. The Faithful Who Have Chosen Not to Wait He rose and told us He would come again To supervise a world of righteous men And women who believed in what He’d said, That both the living and the wakened...
poem/bryant/bureaucracy

An April Fools’ Day Poem for ‘Government-Anointed Experts’ by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
April 1, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
26 Comments
. A Screw ‘Em Sermon for Government-Anointed Experts “Political language... is designed to make lies sound truthful and murder respectable, and to give solidarity to pure wind.” ---George Orwell Dish up...
poem/anderson/drunk driving

‘Reality Check’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

The Society
March 23, 2023
Love Poems, Poetry, Satire
12 Comments
. Reality Check __The bars we frequent have been raised too high, Not calibrated to the greatest common factor: __The will to let things slide.  Who can deny This, save for someone who is such a polished...

‘How to Write Contemporary Poetry’ and ‘Brush Up Your Shakespeare’ by Brian Yapko

The Society
March 21, 2023
Culture, Education, Humor, Pantoum, Poetry, Satire, Shakespeare
35 Comments
. How to Write Contemporary Poetry a pantoum in free verse composition keep letters lower case. dump classical tradition then cite the marketplace. keep letters lower case make use of ampersands then cite the...
poem/winick/free speech

‘Ex-Freedom of Speech’ and Other Poetry by Russel Winick

The Society
March 19, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
36 Comments
. Ex-Freedom of Speech In fact, most liberals don't support free speech today, And often see a need for censorship instead. They claim “misinformation” causes broad decay, So free speech ends if they...
poem/dickey/thales of miletus

A Poem on Thales of Miletus, by Stephen M. Dickey

The Society
March 15, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
16 Comments
. Θαλῆς 2.0 In days of yore, Thales, the famous sage, Went out on a stargazing walk and fell Straight down an overlooked and vexing well. A passing woman mocked him: “At your age You ought to know...
poem/belli/brothel

‘The Very Best Business’ by Giuseppe Gioachino Belli, Translated by Joseph S. Salemi

The Society
March 9, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
12 Comments
. The Very Best Business by Giuseppe Gioachino Belli (1791-1863) translated from Romanesco by Joseph S. Salemi First I was a gardener (a disaster), Then a bookseller. I made even less. So did I change my...
poem/byrant/gossip

For Jerks Who Gossip: Two Poems by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
March 5, 2023
Poetry, Rondeau, Satire
34 Comments
. Gossip “There is so much good in the worst of us, and so much bad in the best of us, that it hardly becomes any of us to talk about the rest of us.” ---Edward Wallis Hoch Its spice, its ire, its hot...
poem/winick/aging

A Poem on Aging Gracefully: ‘Evolution’ by Russel Winick

The Society
March 5, 2023
Beauty, Poetry, Satire
25 Comments
. Evolution I can’t run fast or jump high anymore. Mistakes I make I never made before. Some maladies and aches don’t have a cure, Alertness and reflexes are less sure. My memory is challenged on most...
poem/anderson/afghanistan

‘Civics 101’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson

The Society
March 3, 2023
Culture, Epigrams and Proverbs, Poetry, Satire
23 Comments
. Civics 101 Jejune excuses used too many times Do not undo the doer from the deed: A miscreant accused of many crimes Is not the type of model children need. A partisan devoted to a cause Who votes his...
poem/essmann/transgederism

‘Eulogy for a Them’: Poem on a Transgender Burial by Jeffrey Essmann

The Society
March 2, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
33 Comments
. Eulogy for a Them We gather here to celebrate a him Or her (an it? a they?) and in the end A prophet of the present who could bend Reality to suit their loosest whim. For whatsoever they had been or...
poem/yapko/covid leak

A Poem on the Covid Lab Leak, by Brian Yapko

The Society
February 27, 2023
Covid-19, Culture, Poetry, Satire
58 Comments
. Born in a Wuhan Lab Newsflash: U.S. Energy Department says it was probably a lab leak. Those men in suits and labcoats thought it worth The lives of millions from their ivory tower To falsify the truth...

A Poem on the Loss of Free Speech: ‘Bite Your Tongue’ by Norma Pain

The Society
February 26, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
73 Comments
. Bite Your Tongue If you should feel the sudden urge __To put forth your opinions, Letting sundry thoughts diverge __To influence the minions. Just take a moment to reflect __On whether to opine, Or shut-up...
poem/bryant/dahl

A Poem on Roald Dahl Revisions: ‘Willy Wonky’ by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
February 22, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
65 Comments
. Willy Wonky on the revision of Roald Dahl’s works  The whacky wokester clowns employed at Puffin Are wrecking classics with exciting stuff in. They’re ditching all the derring-do and...
poem/buchheit/satire/reagan

A Poem on Ronald Reagan: ‘The Reagan’ by Paul Buchheit

The Society
February 22, 2023
Humor, Poetry, Satire, The Raven
60 Comments
. The Reagan with apologies to Edgar Allan Poe Once upon a long and weary voting day with chances dreary for a quaint and curious choice, a nominee we all adore; while I gauged the sense of voting, suddenly I...
poem/bryant/trolls

‘Troll’: A Poem by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
February 18, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Rondeau Redoublé, Satire
52 Comments
. Troll   "Be like seeds; do not see dirt thrown at you as your enemy, but as ground to grow." ---Matshona Dhliwayo A witch! A witch! Let’s hush the wicked witch!     His spleen slid through the...
poem/winick/Chinese spies

A Poem on the Chinese Spy Balloon and Other Poetry by Russel Winick

The Society
February 15, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
14 Comments
. The Chinese Spy Balloon From that balloon botch I’m most wondering, Why Biden stalled to shoot it from the sky. Was it more fecklessness and blundering, Or might some hidden issue underlie? Did hearing it...

‘Odysseus Begs?’ and Other Poetry by Bob Schildgen

The Society
February 13, 2023
Beauty, Culture, Homer, Poetry, Satire
7 Comments
. Odysseus Begs? He’s leaning on a Pluto niche machine: an ATM, balanced on his good leg— a fresh appearance in an ancient scene— a bandaged hand gropes slowly out to beg. Was he Odysseus, sail raised...
poem/bryant/australian vaccine

On Australia Announcing Fifth Covid Shot: Poems by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
February 8, 2023
Covid-19, Culture, Poetry, Satire
77 Comments
. Today Australia has announced that it will roll out a fifth dose of the Covid shot later this month. . Fat Cats and Lab Rats  The fat cats began with a scam of a plan To shame every pestilent...

‘Fear for the Future’ and Other Poetry by Russel Winick

The Society
February 6, 2023
Humor, Poetry, Satire
32 Comments
. Fear for the Future When I ponder the future I get so distraught For the Leftists control Most production of thought. . . To Better Protect Democracy The WAPO and the New York Times Should move all their...
poem/bryant/free speech/pronouns

Poems on Politically Correct Churches and Language by Susan Jarvis Bryant

The Society
February 4, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire, Villanelle
48 Comments
. Church Mice a sonnet corona  There is a tale that’s writ in German history. A church was passed each Sunday by a train. Its death-knell whistle blew as it flew swiftly To Hell as stricken souls shrieked...

‘Carnivore Picks a Fight and Vegan Responds’: A Dialogue by Mary Gardner

The Society
February 3, 2023
Culture, Poetry, Satire
41 Comments
. Carnivore Picks a Fight and Vegan Responds . CARNIVORE O man vegetarian with lifestyle agrarian, You’ve fallen as prey to a scam! We advise you to eat, every day, ample meat: Fish and beef, pork and...

‘Media’ and Other Poetry by Norma Pain

The Society
January 29, 2023
Covid-19, Culture, Poetry, Satire
18 Comments
. Media You told us lies, ignored our cries. __Your platforms you abused. You cancelled truth; you damaged youth, __And we are not amused. You took big bites from human rights, __Dissenting voices...
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