"The Runaway" by Norman Rockwell‘Some Exchanges’ by R.G. Kaimal The Society October 21, 2017 Humor, Poetry 2 Comments She asked, “Is the train on time, Mac?” He replied, “No, luv! It’s on the track!” Teacher, “And what is bedrock, Fred?” Reply, “It’s rock music played on a bed.” What happens if rain lands on deer? Reply, “Then you will get reindeer!” And tell me then why hoots the owl? Because it cannot actually howl. Where did you get that accent, Emily? At the market: “Buy 1, Get 1 Free!” R.G. Kaimal is a write living in Bangalore, India. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Trending now: 2 Responses Joe Tessitore October 21, 2017 Very witty and very funny! Loved it! Joe Reply David Hollywood October 21, 2017 Made me smile. Thank you. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.