"The Runaway" by Norman Rockwell‘Some Exchanges’ by R.G. Kaimal The Society October 21, 2017 Humor, Poetry 2 Comments She asked, “Is the train on time, Mac?” He replied, “No, luv! It’s on the track!” Teacher, “And what is bedrock, Fred?” Reply, “It’s rock music played on a bed.” What happens if rain lands on deer? Reply, “Then you will get reindeer!” And tell me then why hoots the owl? Because it cannot actually howl. Where did you get that accent, Emily? At the market: “Buy 1, Get 1 Free!” R.G. Kaimal is a write living in Bangalore, India. NOTE: The Society considers this page, where your poetry resides, to be your residence as well, where you may invite family, friends, and others to visit. Feel free to treat this page as your home and remove anyone here who disrespects you. Simply send an email to firstname.lastname@example.org. Put “Remove Comment” in the subject line and list which comments you would like removed. The Society does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or comments and reserves the right to remove any comments to maintain the decorum of this website and the integrity of the Society. Please see our Comments Policy here. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 2 Responses Joe Tessitore October 21, 2017 Very witty and very funny! Loved it! Joe Reply David Hollywood October 21, 2017 Made me smile. Thank you. Reply Leave a Reply to Joe Tessitore Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.