"An Old Man in an Armchair" by Rembrandt‘Withering Slights’ by Michael Glassman The Society February 7, 2019 Culture, Humor, Poetry 4 Comments I start to age ten minutes out of bed, More fragile now but not yet dead. My son-in-law hovers round me when I walk In case I stumble as we talk. My daughter’s gift to me: a three-pronged cane Concealed within the quiche Lorraine. A stranger volunteers his seat to me. The spine’s the bane of the elderly, L4 and L5 express their relief At respite for their commander-in-chief. Since others hold a door with a “There you go,” Call me “Papa” as I walk slow, And tell me that “The door button’s on the left,” I go home feeling less bereft. Michael Glassman is a 75-year-old retired Social Studies teacher living in Newburgh, N.Y. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Trending now: 4 Responses E. V. February 7, 2019 Good morning! I love the title’s wordplay (Withering Heights > Withering Slights) Brilliant! It’s definitely a humourous poem that I enjoyed reading. The cane/Lorraine rhyme is good, but I’m a little confused on how a quiche can conceal a cane? It’s good that today’s young people respectfully offer their seats to the elderly. Reply michael April 7, 2019 Thank you E.V. i appreciate that you enjoyed reading my poem. Thank you, Michael Glassman. Reply David Hollywood February 21, 2019 What a wonderfully reflective poem opening all the pangs of reflection as we grow older. Many thanks. Reply Michael Glassman April 7, 2019 Dear Mr. Hollywood: Thank you for reading my poem and taking the time to send me how you liked it. Michael Glassman Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
E. V. February 7, 2019 Good morning! I love the title’s wordplay (Withering Heights > Withering Slights) Brilliant! It’s definitely a humourous poem that I enjoyed reading. The cane/Lorraine rhyme is good, but I’m a little confused on how a quiche can conceal a cane? It’s good that today’s young people respectfully offer their seats to the elderly. Reply
michael April 7, 2019 Thank you E.V. i appreciate that you enjoyed reading my poem. Thank you, Michael Glassman. Reply
David Hollywood February 21, 2019 What a wonderfully reflective poem opening all the pangs of reflection as we grow older. Many thanks. Reply
Michael Glassman April 7, 2019 Dear Mr. Hollywood: Thank you for reading my poem and taking the time to send me how you liked it. Michael Glassman Reply