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‘Withering Slights’ by Michael Glassman

February 7, 2019
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poems 'Withering Slights' by Michael Glassman

I start to age ten minutes out of bed,
More fragile now but not yet dead.
My son-in-law hovers round me when I walk
In case I stumble as we talk.
My daughter’s gift to me: a three-pronged cane
Concealed within the quiche Lorraine.
A stranger volunteers his seat to me.
The spine’s the bane of the elderly,
L4 and L5 express their relief
At respite for their commander-in-chief.
Since others hold a door with a “There you go,”
Call me “Papa” as I walk slow,
And tell me that “The door button’s on the left,”
I go home feeling less bereft.

 

Michael Glassman is a 75-year-old retired Social Studies teacher living in Newburgh, N.Y.

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  1. E. V. says:
    8 years ago

    Good morning! I love the title’s wordplay (Withering Heights > Withering Slights) Brilliant! It’s definitely a humourous poem that I enjoyed reading. The cane/Lorraine rhyme is good, but I’m a little confused on how a quiche can conceal a cane? It’s good that today’s young people respectfully offer their seats to the elderly.

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    • michael says:
      7 years ago

      Thank you E.V.
      i appreciate that you enjoyed reading my poem.
      Thank you,
      Michael Glassman.

      Reply
  2. David Hollywood says:
    8 years ago

    What a wonderfully reflective poem opening all the pangs of reflection as we grow older. Many thanks.

    Reply
    • Michael Glassman says:
      7 years ago

      Dear Mr. Hollywood:

      Thank you for reading my poem and taking the time to send me how you liked it.
      Michael Glassman

      Reply

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