Painting by Terry Redlin‘I’ll Never Own a Leaf Blower’ by Jack Suss The Society August 25, 2019 Culture, Humor, Poetry 1 Comment I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never rake with noise, Or drive away God’s tiny mole By blasting at his tunnel hole. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never scream my task, Or trample over village green, With monster-wicked shit machine. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never ramble like a jackass, Or toss around some screeking wand With “hi-tech” sneer o’er walk and lawn. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never drown out little birds, Or shirk a weary autumn ritual By flaunting such an obscene tool. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never roar at leaves, But I’ll admit I own a loud lawn mower That I keep beside my big snow blower. Jack Suss (aka Wyman Wicket) is a cultural mutant multi-career virtuoso—blues piano player and singer, writer/poet, one-time military officer, lawyer, English professor, and Ph.D. in Humanities. Read more of his poetry here. Views expressed by individual poets and writers on this website and by commenters do not represent the views of the entire Society. The comments section on regular posts is meant to be a place for civil and fruitful discussion. Pseudonyms are discouraged. The individual poet or writer featured in a post has the ability to remove any or all comments by emailing submissions@ classicalpoets.org with the details and under the subject title “Remove Comment.” Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window) Related One Response C.B. Anderson August 25, 2019 Heh-heh. Now, if we can just do something about those giant leaf blowers that landscrapers use, then we’ll have accomplished something. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel Reply Your email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.