Painting by Terry Redlin‘I’ll Never Own a Leaf Blower’ by Jack Suss The Society August 25, 2019 Culture, Humor, Poetry 1 Comment I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never rake with noise, Or drive away God’s tiny mole By blasting at his tunnel hole. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never scream my task, Or trample over village green, With monster-wicked shit machine. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never ramble like a jackass, Or toss around some screeking wand With “hi-tech” sneer o’er walk and lawn. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never drown out little birds, Or shirk a weary autumn ritual By flaunting such an obscene tool. I’ll never own a leaf blower, I’ll never roar at leaves, But I’ll admit I own a loud lawn mower That I keep beside my big snow blower. Jack Suss (aka Wyman Wicket) is a cultural mutant multi-career virtuoso—blues piano player and singer, writer/poet, one-time military officer, lawyer, English professor, and Ph.D. in Humanities. Read more of his poetry here. NOTE: The Society considers this page, where your poetry resides, to be your residence as well, where you may invite family, friends, and others to visit. Feel free to treat this page as your home and remove anyone here who disrespects you. Simply send an email to email@example.com. Put “Remove Comment” in the subject line and list which comments you would like removed. The Society does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or comments and reserves the right to remove any comments to maintain the decorum of this website and the integrity of the Society. Please see our Comments Policy here. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) One Response C.B. Anderson August 25, 2019 Heh-heh. Now, if we can just do something about those giant leaf blowers that landscrapers use, then we’ll have accomplished something. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.