. Freezing in a Winter Wonderland to be sung to the melody of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland" I am cold. Are you listening? On my nose, ice is glistening. Why must we roam? I wanna go home. Freezing in a winter wonderland. Gone away is the feeling in my hands. Face is peeling. It is my desire to be by the fire. I'm freezing in this winter wonderland. No, I do not want to build a snowman. Both my feet are numb up to my knees. I would rather be beneath an afghan, safe inside from this sub-zero breeze. Take me home. I'm not playing. Can't you hear what I'm saying? I see my own breath. I'm freezing to death walking in this winter wonderland. . . Dave Irby is a retired law enforcement officer and a U.S. Air Force veteran, currently living in Halifax, VA.