Dear Edgar, __We’re sorry our response has taken so much time, but it grieves and pains to tell you that you’ve missed our paradigm. __While past works were droll and erudite ---nay, frighteningly “sublime!”--- we just couldn’t help but notice, Ed, Alas! This thing shows rhyme! Tonia Kalouria, a former Spanish teacher and "soap" actress, is now a poet in Chagrin Falls, Ohio. Her most recent -- and rhyming -- poems appear in Literary Veganism and Fox Hollow Stories, and two anthologies: "Quoth the Raven" and "Poems from the Lockdown."