. The world is ruled by two men---Jack and Zuck, More than their strange appearance their deeds suck. Jack’s goatee truly suits a Marxist boss Who for free speech and thought gives not a toss, While Zuck the Cuck with Chinese spouse has luck In getting socialists to pay a buck; His nascent eyes and quickly fleeing hair At novel thoughts and free speech sadly stare. How strange it is that speech is what they hate, Preferring love of a corrupted state. They ban elected leaders’ worthy words While freely letting drop the leftists’ turds. In Farcebook and in Twit-town they may reign As does the sewer to each household drain. . . Sarban Bhattacharya is a 22-year-old poet and classicist currently pursuing a master’s degree in English literature.