‘If Robinhood (Investment Trader) Ran Major League Baseball’ by James A. Tweedie The Society February 10, 2021 Culture, Humor, Poetry 13 Comments . All Major League Baseball teams share revenues, We treat them as if they were brothers. But sometimes self-interest means we refuse To treat each the same as the others. Some teams like the Yankees are wealthy, you see, We want them to win by competing. But when they are threatened by teams like KC We crush them by blatantly cheating. The championship game for the famed GameStop Cup Began with the Yankee team leading. But after two innings the Royals were up It looked like the Yankees were bleeding. So, in the third inning with KC in place, A rule change was hardly expected. “From now on you cannot go past second base,” We said, “with the Yankees excepted.” The rule, without doubt, clearly favored the Yanks; The Royals cried “Foul!” and protested. Their pleas went the way of the late Ernie Banks: Dead and buried, they were—though contested. And when the game ended, the Yankees had won, Their GameStop Cup raised in the air. The little guys lost (with our help) by one run. Complaining the game wasn’t fair. Like Wall Street investing its all in the tools Abused by the winners who make up the rules. . . James A. Tweedie is a retired pastor living in Long Beach, Washington. He has written and self-published four novels and a collection of short stories. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. NOTE TO POETS: The Society considers this page, where your poetry resides, to be your residence as well, where you may invite family, friends, and others to visit. Feel free to treat this page as your home and remove anyone here who disrespects you. Simply send an email to email@example.com. 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Houston would fit the upper profile being the fourth highest behind #1 LA Dodgers, #2 Yankees, & #3 LA Angels. The lowest payroll currently is Cleveland. Reply Russel Winick February 10, 2021 Yep, all that payroll and talent, and still Houston saw fit to cheat outrageously. You could surely write a great poem about that too. benjamen grinberg February 10, 2021 nuff said. Reply Benjamen Grinberg February 10, 2021 Dear James, how do you do it? Does your forty(?) years of experience writing poems just flow out from your pen? When I’m writing I find myself having to beat my head on the table. I can hardly get a poem of this quality out in time to keep up with current events. But you and the other poets on this site seem to just be able to sit down and do it. It’s baffling and awesome. Kindly, Ben P.S. To clarify, when I do anything I tend to only be able to do it for five minutes and then I have to do something else, so it may just be a problem with me. Reply James A. Tweedie February 10, 2021 Good question, Ben. I can’t speak for anyone else, but that’s pretty much it. I come up with an idea, I sit down for 30 minutes or 40 minutes and write the poem and then spend an hour or so polishing it to get the rhythm and rhyme as smooth as possible. Usually there is one awkward line that eats up most of that time until it falls into place. Then I move on to something else, like write a short story. My muse is quite eclectic, spontaneous and random. And, yes, doing this every day does help since there is as much or more skill involved as there is inspiration. The two parts of the process work together and both are necessary. I’m glad you liked the poem. It was fun to write. Reply C.B. Anderson February 10, 2021 Egad, James. A poem ultimately about the other Golden Rule: He who has the gold makes the rules. It has been said that there is no crying in baseball, but I don’t think anyone ever said that there is no cheating in baseball. Think of steroids & HGH. In regard to your response to Mr. Grinberg, I might add a saying attributed to Thomas Edison: Genius is ten percent inspiration and ninety percent perspiration. But your poems are so fluid that most readers probably think that you never break a sweat. Maybe you don’t. For me, the execution is rarely the problem. Coming up with an idea I care to write about is always the hard part. After that, it’s just a matter of time. Reply benjamen grinberg February 10, 2021 C.B.–for you the execution is rarely the problem. Is this because you have spent so much perspiration in years prior? Reply benjamen grinberg February 10, 2021 Maybe a better question is— it takes years of practice to be in the “zone”. And when you’re in the zone, once you have the intended meaning in place, the words come of themselves, the rhythm, the rhyme, all the implied meanings, they’re just there premade. And to relate it back to the poem– it’s the “zone”. I think that relates to baseball right? And I love C.B’s insight: there’s no crying in baseball but there’s certainly cheating. C.B. Anderson February 10, 2021 Since 2003, Benjamen. I cranked out a lot of bad poems in the beginning, and rhyme & meter was the easy part. Much harder was learning to keep syntax together, staying on theme, and getting editors to “buy” my ideas. It’s not so much being in the “zone” as it is learning how many different ways there are to express a particular meaning in English. I think the experience of the process is likely different for everyone. My advice would be to write as many “bad” poems as possible, just to get them out of the way, and to figure out why they are not as good as you would like them to be. benjamen grinberg February 11, 2021 I see. I was off base. benjamen grinberg February 11, 2021 Another common method I believe is to work on the poem over a long period of time. Refining a line here, adding a line there. I’ve heard it takes years. Even after the poem is published some poets appraise their poems never finished. But I don’t know if that’s really the case. One approach I’ve taken is to strum a guitar and put words into the music based on what I want to say. It results in a bad poem but in words that I otherwise wouldn’t have been able to write. The strumming and music clears my mind. C.B. Anderson February 11, 2021 Someone said/wrote (Paul Valery) that a poem is never finished only abandoned (ipse dixit. I hope it doesn’t take years, but I have gone back to poems from ten years ago and polished them up a bit. I don’t abandon old poems, I just store them in “cold” files. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.