(visualcapitalist.com)‘The Game of Life (CCP Edition)’ by Bethany Mootsey The Society April 15, 2021 Deconstructing Communism, Human Rights in China, Humor, Poetry 4 Comments . We appreciate your purchase of this version of the game That caused Mr. Milton Bradley to become a household name. Though we cannot laud the methods for his capital success, We endorse Life, with some updates, which we here below address: First, the game begins in grade school, not in college as before, After which you spin the spinner for your Gaokao score. If you spin a one through three, the game is over, sad to say; You must drive straight to the Poor Farm while your peers proceed to play. For the kids still in the running, may your bribing hands be deft: Your career will be decided by the player to the Left. The next step, of course, is marriage, over which you’ll have some choice. Call your parents from the next room, and if they approve, rejoice, Then begin to fill your car with little pegs of pink and blue, But remember that the limit must be strictly capped at two. As in previous editions, picking up Life Tiles is wise. Now rewards will be more instant! See your Social Credit rise. You can also penalize an infraction or mistake. Use the camera in this box to patrol for goodness’ sake. As you drive around the board, obey the rules of every space, Being sure to stay together. (After all, life’s not a race.) Count your money up and brace for this version’s biggest twist: Millionaire Estates is chosen through a predetermined list. We sincerely hope these changes will create more joy than strife. Happy driving, Party style, and enjoy The Game of Life! . . Bethany Mootsey is a stay-at-home mom and foster mom living in Clearwater, Florida. She is a Covenant College graduate with publications in “Church Educator.” NOTE: The Society considers this page, where your poetry resides, to be your residence as well, where you may invite family, friends, and others to visit. Feel free to treat this page as your home and remove anyone here who disrespects you. Simply send an email to email@example.com. Put “Remove Comment” in the subject line and list which comments you would like removed. The Society does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or comments and reserves the right to remove any comments to maintain the decorum of this website and the integrity of the Society. Please see our Comments Policy here. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window) 4 Responses Beverly S Stock April 15, 2021 Great! Well done. Reply Joseph S. Salemi April 15, 2021 This is the perfect game for The Communist Party of Red China to impose on all of its slave-subjects. “Social Credit” for thinking correctly, policing your speech, and being subservient! How in tune with the New-Silk-Road ideology, and the “Rising-Tide” racket. Reply Paul Freeman April 15, 2021 Very funny. Children as pink and blue pegs – I like it. Reply Susan Jarvis Bryant April 17, 2021 A very clever concept, and to set the idea to poetry is admirable. Well done! Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.