California Gov. Newsom at a party during quarantine.On the Hypocrisy of Gov. Newsom, and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson The Society April 27, 2021 Beauty, Culture, Humor, Love Poems, Poetry 17 Comments . The Tale of Governor Do-as-I-Say-Not-as-I-Do-som It’s funny how Democracy In many states now colored blue Produces rank hypocrisy, A birthright of the privileged few. And there we notice Gavin Newsom Imbibing wine for all to see, Complicit in a maskless twosome Inside a swanky eatery. But this is urban California, Where sidewalks are the new latrines And politicians never mourn ya When you’ve been taxed beyond your means. Although he might survive the Recall His future is in total freefall. . . Ecumenism Ostensibly remote and undefined, A delitescent capsule of emotion Lies quiet in a recess of the mind Until a glance—or better yet, a kiss— As though some aphrodisiacal potion, Shall cause it in an instant to dehisce. And who’s to say that such a tipping point Has not been brought about by Cupid’s arrow? Jehovah, if he chooses, may anoint A heathen godling to ensure that trysts Are kept. His road, it’s said, is straight and narrow, But paths to love are fraught with many twists. . . C.B. Anderson was the longtime gardener for the PBS television series, The Victory Garden. Hundreds of his poems have appeared in scores of print and electronic journals out of North America, Great Britain, Ireland, Austria, Australia and India. His collection, Mortal Soup and the Blue Yonder was published in 2013 by White Violet Press NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. NOTE TO POETS: The Society considers this page, where your poetry resides, to be your residence as well, where you may invite family, friends, and others to visit. Feel free to treat this page as your home and remove anyone here who disrespects you. 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On my gov’ner… Careful what you wish for, the only other announced candidate I’m aware of is Jenner, the former olympian… Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 Nobody is worried about Jenner, Daniel, but the crazy people who vote in California deserve the people they elect. I have no wish list, or at least not much of one: I only wish that the San Andreas fault would finally do what geology says it should do — send California to the bottom of the ocean or produce so many new volcanoes that the state is covered in three feet of hot ash. I’m glad you liked “Ecumenism”; it’s nothing more nor less than the product of a twisted mind. Reply Margaret Coats April 27, 2021 Enjoyed the State poem and the Church poem. There will be no Recall if more than 700,000 petition signatures can be lost before the day after tomorrow, or if the signers can be persuaded to rescind them. We do things crazy here. And to prove it, here’s an example of the cited sidewalk latrines. Gas stations, like other essential businesses, were forbidden to let customers use restrooms. One side of one gas station was a blank wall with nothing but dirt leading up to it, and customers began to use the wall area to relieve themselves. The gas station then laid a concrete sidewalk next to the wall, and mounted a sign above the new sidewalk. Did the sign say not to use the facilities? No, it advertised drinks sold inside! Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 I’m sorry that my reply to Daniel included ill wishes toward the state in which you live. If anything like that ever happens, I hope you get out ahead of all the other displaced persons. I have some other old friends who live there as well, and I wish them no harm, either. But how does it feel to live in the land of lunatics? There must be some rather substantial compensations, or else you wouldn’t be there. The Bryants have invited us all to come and live in Texas. For you, I’m sure, the ban on Californians will be lifted. Reply Daniel Kemper April 28, 2021 Hi CB. If everyone in CA retreats to Texas (e.g.) then the next border will be Texas. Can’t retreat forever. There are wonderful things here. Swallowed up recently though. For example, the Berkeley poetry slams used to have everything under the sun and any viewpoint was cool, if you were sociable. Open debate. Viewpoints from everywhere. I’m often left thinking of California, “Man, you used to be beautiful. “ Joseph S. Salemi April 27, 2021 I don’t doubt the corruption of Governor Newscum, who has the California judiciary and legislature in his pocket. Those 700,000 signatures for recall could very easily go missing quickly quickly, as did the thousands of votes for President Trump in several Democrat-run states in the rigged 2020 election. Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 I disagree with you, Joseph, on only one detail: I think that it is likely that millions of votes were switched, undercounted or overcounted in the presidential election. I think that Trump might actually have won the popular vote. Anyway, as you say, nothing is impossible in California, where corruption is proportional to the size of the economy there. Reply Daniel April 28, 2021 There is no practical mechanism to determine the citizenship of a voter in CA. Gail April 27, 2021 ‘Dehisce’–what a great word. You had an advantage there because of your background as a gardener. Are there vegetables with dehiscent seeds? I can’t think of a single one. I have a 30 year old beech, a teenager really; beech nuts are dehiscent . . . and mildly toxic to humans! Enjoyed them both, Mr. Anderson. (Made dinner out of my copy of The Victory Garden Cookbook just last week.) Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 In general, Gail, legume pods tend to dehisce if they get dry enough. The harvest of shell beans depends on this. And I’m sure that radish seed pods will do the same, but who will let their radishes go to seed? I saw Marian Morash nearly every day when I worked there, and when she was filming her cooking segments I had many a rare feast. Reply Sally Cook April 27, 2021 CB – Nice work ! Here’s my take on it: Governor Newsome didn’t know enough But only knowing what he knew was tough. In truth it was too much and Newsome knew it. Though Gavin wasn’t havin’ any recall, He knew some, Newsom, and that wasn’t all Though he had blown it, Newsom knew he knew, As did the rest who knew some, knew he’d fall Did no one know the whole, oh no siree Oh, not at all, y’all, .It’s plain to see They;ll oust the Gov from Californiee. Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 That’s gross, Sally. If I ever show up at your house I’ll expect a soup made from Gavin’s marrow bones, and I might or might not like it. He deserves to eat it more than I do. But I don’t expect Gavin to show up at your house anytime soon, which is lucky for him. Reply BRIAN YAPKO April 27, 2021 C.B., these are great poems! Your “Ecumenism” sent me to the dictionary thrice, which I think is a good thing. As for your poem on Gavin Newsom — I think you nailed it. One thing (out of at least a dozen ) that really irks me about the Left Coast is the incomprehensible and hypocritical failure of people who claim to care about in social justice to deal with the real-life consequences of homelessness on the streets. You remind me of why — after having lived in Los Angeles for over 40 years — I’m very grateful to now live in New Mexico. Reply C.B. Anderson April 28, 2021 When I lived in New Mexico, Brian, the worst thing going on was the nightly parade of Low Riders in downtown Albuquerque. It was amusing and not at all disgusting. A good dictionary is worth more than a thousand words — somewhat better than a picture. Reply Cheryl Corey April 28, 2021 I really love the Governor poem – the rhyme of Newsom with twosome, and the way you rhymed “mourn ya” with “California”. Was that a struggle, or did it come to you naturally? In the next poem, what does delitescent mean? Does dehisce imply an explosion or bursting open of sorts? Thanks. Reply C.B. Anderson April 29, 2021 The seed pods of some plants, Cheryl, do eject their seeds with explosive force. Two examples are Impatiens and Caragana. I’m sure there are many others. Reply C.B. Anderson April 29, 2021 No struggle, Cheryl. I used a similar rhyme once before, here: https://www.lightenup-online.co.uk/index.php/2010/issue-12-december-2010/841-c-b-anderson-winter-doldrums-drunken-sailors Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.