Hunter Biden and the suppressed New York Post story on his laptop.On CBS Confirming Hunter Biden’s Laptop, and Other Poetry by Russel Winick The Society December 7, 2022 Culture, Poetry, Satire 27 Comments . CBS Has Now Verified CBS says it’s now verified, The laptop Hunter took in for repair. And other breaking news that it’s supplied Is Washington has crossed the Delaware. . . Plan Needed Republicans won’t win elections Till they learn to neutralize The harvesting of mail-in ballots Dems corruptly weaponize. . . Special Kind of Liar Stacey Abrams claims her first race Ended in concession, Although for years she always said She won save “voter suppression.” That recent switch makes her at best A special kind of liar, The type who clearly is just an Election denier denier. . . Russel Winick recently started writing poetry at nearly age 65, after ending a long legal career. He resides in Naperville, Illinois. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Trending now: 27 Responses C.B. Anderson December 7, 2022 If a Lib’ral tried to eat one of these it would be like biting into a pincushion. Reply Russel Winick December 7, 2022 Pretty sure not many will be eating them, or even reading them Reply Joseph S. Salemi December 7, 2022 That dumb broad Abrams is a biopsy slide of what is diseased in the Democrat Party. Reply Russel Winick December 7, 2022 I do, however, appreciate her giving me an easy topic to write about. Reply Cheryl Corey December 7, 2022 All gave me a good laugh, Russel; which, of course, is badly needed these days. Reply Russel Winick December 7, 2022 Thanks Cheryl, I’m glad. Mission accomplished. Reply Conor Kelly December 7, 2022 Special Kind of Liar Two Let’s face it Russel, you lost The battle for truth you fought. Election denial has cost The right the powers it sought. Reply Russel Winick December 8, 2022 Thanks for sharing your point of view regarding my poem. Reply Joseph S. Salemi December 8, 2022 Old Kelly is having a fit — The Marxist-Hibernian git. Musk came along And has righted a wrong — So Conor comes here to dump shit. Reply Conor Kelly December 8, 2022 Apocalyptic apoplectic Joe Has a strop when election results show That the waning right Is losing the fight To show in their woe that they know – oh ho ho – where to go. Joseph S. Salemi December 9, 2022 To Conor Kelly, alcoholic Marxist: Lay off the John Jameson tipple, Or suck on a cute colleen’s nipple. Is the best you can write Just a metrical blight? Your lim’rick’s as lame as a cripple. Susan Jarvis Bryant December 8, 2022 Dear Conor (a special case) Before you label honest poets losers And hurl the churlish label of ‘denier’ Think, “Do I echo merciless abusers – Soulless toads who prize the finest liar?” And if you deem election stealing funny – Hilarious enough to leave you grinning, Just follow all the fat cats and their money. You’ll find you’re on the side that isn’t winning. The answer isn’t found in Left and Right. It’s found in Right and Wrong… so why the fight? Reply Conor Kelly December 8, 2022 Dear Susan, who denies a ballot poll, Because her side did not achieve its goal, Consider that you’re right To be a bit uptight That Right and Wrong is not in your control. Mike Bryant December 8, 2022 Dear Conor, please don’t play the role of troll, Because you’ve chosen to deny the soul. Consider you’re not right, Your knowledge comes up light, And history will toll the final poll. Patricia Redfern December 9, 2022 Hi Susan… Much profundity in those last two lines. Thank you Patricia Conor Kelly December 9, 2022 Dear Mike, consider you may not be right, That history will soon come to indict Those who would try Spread the big lie Due to hatred and malice and spite. Mike Bryant December 9, 2022 Historians of late HAVE indicted – Since Huxley’s ONE World has been cited As already here All over this sphere. It’s known that our globe’s been benighted. Joseph S. Salemi December 9, 2022 Now that Musk’s well established at Twitter He’s flushing the left down the shitter. This means Kelly can’t tweet His old Trotskyite bleat, And that makes him peevish and bitter. (By the way, Conor, you still haven’t mastered the limerick form. That’s a disgrace for an Irishman.) Conor Kelly December 10, 2022 Putting politics to one side, Joe, which I know is difficult for you and Mike and Susan and I, I have to agree with you on one thing. For someone who lives less than an hour from Limerick, my efforts at the form are lame. But your efforts are limp and Mike’s are lobotomised. (Huxley? Wtf.) As for Susan’s plodding pentameters, they remind me of the work horse my neighbour uses to take his milk to the creamery. There is only one true poet on this page and that is Russel. His “Election denier denier” is a brilliant conclusion to a smart poem, a genuine zinger. I admire his epigrammatic wit; although I wish he, and others on the right, would stop salivating over Hunter Biden’s dick picks. It is almost as bad as the left grinning about Trump’s mushroom shaped appendage. Mike Bryant December 10, 2022 Conor… I believe the only person on THIS page that is obsessing about male organs is you. You’ve had your say now quit it. Russel Winick December 10, 2022 With respect to poetry, I am, by a considerable margin, the LEAST accomplished poet on this page. Patricia Redfern December 8, 2022 Simple comment. Dee- liscously Dee-lighfiul! Fabulous humor. Patricia, Redfern Reply Russel Winick December 8, 2022 Thanks Patricia – you are too kind! Reply Susan Jarvis Bryant December 8, 2022 Russel, as ever, your creative eye is on the ball! Thank you for shining the light of sanity on a dark and crazy world. Reply Russel Winick December 8, 2022 Thank you Susan. I’m happy if you enjoy my poems half as much as I do yours. Reply Patricia Refern May 22, 2024 Russell~ Democrats are like lost sheep to the American dream,,, they hunger and thirst to create a land of big brother. Where all are equal, and free speech is squelched, and birth is ended, allowing no such thing as a mother. Reply Russel Winick May 22, 2024 Thanks, Patricia, for your thoughts, and for revisiting this page. 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C.B. Anderson December 7, 2022 If a Lib’ral tried to eat one of these it would be like biting into a pincushion. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi December 7, 2022 That dumb broad Abrams is a biopsy slide of what is diseased in the Democrat Party. Reply
Russel Winick December 7, 2022 I do, however, appreciate her giving me an easy topic to write about. Reply
Cheryl Corey December 7, 2022 All gave me a good laugh, Russel; which, of course, is badly needed these days. Reply
Conor Kelly December 7, 2022 Special Kind of Liar Two Let’s face it Russel, you lost The battle for truth you fought. Election denial has cost The right the powers it sought. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi December 8, 2022 Old Kelly is having a fit — The Marxist-Hibernian git. Musk came along And has righted a wrong — So Conor comes here to dump shit. Reply
Conor Kelly December 8, 2022 Apocalyptic apoplectic Joe Has a strop when election results show That the waning right Is losing the fight To show in their woe that they know – oh ho ho – where to go.
Joseph S. Salemi December 9, 2022 To Conor Kelly, alcoholic Marxist: Lay off the John Jameson tipple, Or suck on a cute colleen’s nipple. Is the best you can write Just a metrical blight? Your lim’rick’s as lame as a cripple.
Susan Jarvis Bryant December 8, 2022 Dear Conor (a special case) Before you label honest poets losers And hurl the churlish label of ‘denier’ Think, “Do I echo merciless abusers – Soulless toads who prize the finest liar?” And if you deem election stealing funny – Hilarious enough to leave you grinning, Just follow all the fat cats and their money. You’ll find you’re on the side that isn’t winning. The answer isn’t found in Left and Right. It’s found in Right and Wrong… so why the fight? Reply
Conor Kelly December 8, 2022 Dear Susan, who denies a ballot poll, Because her side did not achieve its goal, Consider that you’re right To be a bit uptight That Right and Wrong is not in your control.
Mike Bryant December 8, 2022 Dear Conor, please don’t play the role of troll, Because you’ve chosen to deny the soul. Consider you’re not right, Your knowledge comes up light, And history will toll the final poll.
Patricia Redfern December 9, 2022 Hi Susan… Much profundity in those last two lines. Thank you Patricia
Conor Kelly December 9, 2022 Dear Mike, consider you may not be right, That history will soon come to indict Those who would try Spread the big lie Due to hatred and malice and spite.
Mike Bryant December 9, 2022 Historians of late HAVE indicted – Since Huxley’s ONE World has been cited As already here All over this sphere. It’s known that our globe’s been benighted.
Joseph S. Salemi December 9, 2022 Now that Musk’s well established at Twitter He’s flushing the left down the shitter. This means Kelly can’t tweet His old Trotskyite bleat, And that makes him peevish and bitter. (By the way, Conor, you still haven’t mastered the limerick form. That’s a disgrace for an Irishman.)
Conor Kelly December 10, 2022 Putting politics to one side, Joe, which I know is difficult for you and Mike and Susan and I, I have to agree with you on one thing. For someone who lives less than an hour from Limerick, my efforts at the form are lame. But your efforts are limp and Mike’s are lobotomised. (Huxley? Wtf.) As for Susan’s plodding pentameters, they remind me of the work horse my neighbour uses to take his milk to the creamery. There is only one true poet on this page and that is Russel. His “Election denier denier” is a brilliant conclusion to a smart poem, a genuine zinger. I admire his epigrammatic wit; although I wish he, and others on the right, would stop salivating over Hunter Biden’s dick picks. It is almost as bad as the left grinning about Trump’s mushroom shaped appendage.
Mike Bryant December 10, 2022 Conor… I believe the only person on THIS page that is obsessing about male organs is you. You’ve had your say now quit it.
Russel Winick December 10, 2022 With respect to poetry, I am, by a considerable margin, the LEAST accomplished poet on this page.
Patricia Redfern December 8, 2022 Simple comment. Dee- liscously Dee-lighfiul! Fabulous humor. Patricia, Redfern Reply
Susan Jarvis Bryant December 8, 2022 Russel, as ever, your creative eye is on the ball! Thank you for shining the light of sanity on a dark and crazy world. Reply
Russel Winick December 8, 2022 Thank you Susan. I’m happy if you enjoy my poems half as much as I do yours. Reply
Patricia Refern May 22, 2024 Russell~ Democrats are like lost sheep to the American dream,,, they hunger and thirst to create a land of big brother. Where all are equal, and free speech is squelched, and birth is ended, allowing no such thing as a mother. Reply