. So Much for Legitimate Women's Sports Vladimir Gonzales, a young Italian athlete, With 28 inch biceps and a 68 inch chest, Entered competitions where he knew he wouldn't find Even a tiny---you-know-what---dangling from the rest! Afraid to state the obvious, the girls---who'd turn their eyes When Vladdy'd flaunt the proof that his equivalency was a sham--- Sadly found their coaches, who were cowed by higher-ups, Too afraid to challenge what we all know is a scam! When Vladdy told the football coach he'd really love to play But added, if he did, he’d have to do so as a her, Coach McCoy explained to him, “That ain't a good idea, ‘Cause I can guarantee you, sonny, if you actually were, “Given the girls you've showered with and cheated out of trophies... Are, in fact, I'm proud to say, going with my guys, Unless you've had your---you-know-what---entirely removed, Once they've learned the truth about what's down between your thighs “Terms like inclusivity, diversity, and tolerance Will, and rightly so, you dumb-ass, fall on stubborn ears, And, hopefully, your evil lie that kills their aspirations, Tramples on their dignity, and disregards their tears "Winds up, as I pray it will, costing you your future, Teaming you with only twisted fools who share your views, And leaves you one day struggling with your conscience, as it should, And makes you---for the pain you've caused so many---pay your dues.” . . It's Dangerously Close to---Too Late Virtually assaulted by countless disciples, __Trolled by their merchants of Hate, We, who obligingly counter their tactics, __Impassioned to join the debate, Must, with our poetry, furnish our young __With the strongest of weapons required To cope with the onslaught of absolute evil __The Democrat party has sired. Sharing opinions that highlight the dangers __In trusting their ploys to refine What has, for decades, dissuaded dissenters __From recklessly falling in line, Rescues the innocent victim from suffering __The too common fate of our youth, Succumbing to left-leaning rogue politicians __Who constantly bury the truth! The Pen in the hand of a right-leaning poet __Exposes what liberals conceal, And stiffens the spine of the innocent mind __The deceivers are fighting to steal. Rampant corruption has sullied D.C. __To the point where the void is so great Many believe that---for saving our country--- __It's dangerously close to too late! . . Mark Stellinga is a poet and antiques dealer residing in Iowa.