The White House, Washington, DC‘White House Coke’ and Other Poems by Russel Winick The Society July 14, 2023 Poetry, Satire 27 Comments . The White House Coke Though Hunter left his laptop at the shop, The Woke deny he lost his White House coke, And call the chance of Joe partaking nil— Has anyone drug tested Dr. Jill? . . On Second Thought I’d like to be the type of guy Whose speech is soft, with wisdom high. Who never seems to get annoyed, Spreads humor that is most enjoyed. A guy folks want to hang around And emulate to be profound. But since that’s nothing I foresee On second thought I’ll just be me. . . Leftist Logic Just how it is the case, I’m not a comprehender, That one cannot switch race, But all can change their gender. . . Russel Winick recently started writing poetry after ending a long legal career. He resides in Naperville, Illinois. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Trending now: 27 Responses Paul Erlandson July 14, 2023 Good work, Russel!! These are pithy, and get straight to the point. I like to call this sort of poem a Surgical Poetry Strike. Boom! Reply Russel Winick July 14, 2023 Thanks Paul. I’m glad you feel they hit the target. Reply Phil S. Rogers July 14, 2023 Russel; A couple great political shots, but I really liked On Second Thought. The poem shows humility and self awareness. Most excellent! Thank you. Reply Russel Winick July 14, 2023 Thanks Phil, for your very kind remarks. Reply Mike Bryant July 14, 2023 Russel… perfect commentary, short and sweet. For a laugh: https://choiceclips.whatfinger.com/2023/07/14/cocaine-in-the-white-house-i-wouldnt-expect-anything-less-from-a-president-that-gave-out-free-crack-pipes/ Reply Russel Winick July 14, 2023 Thanks Mike, much obliged for this. Reply Roy Eugene Peterson July 14, 2023 I really like these a lot, Russel! Direct hits perfectly placed! Reply Russel Winick July 14, 2023 Thank you Roy. Some things just seem made to be targets. Reply Margaret Coats July 14, 2023 I like “Leftist Logic.” Easy enough to memorize and repeat as needed. Reply Russel Winick July 14, 2023 Thank you Margaret. I’m honored! Reply Joseph S. Salemi July 14, 2023 A commenter at a different website made this observation: If you tried to print and pass a few counterfeit bills, the DOJ would identify and find you faster than a speeding bullet. But the entire investigative capacity of the United States government can’t identify who left a small bag of coke in one of the most guarded and security-camera covered areas in the world. Yeah, sure. Reply Russel Winick July 16, 2023 The worst part IMHO is that the Left either believes they don’t know whose coke it was, or knows whose it was (Hunter’s) and supports the coverup for political purposes. Reply Joseph S. Salemi July 16, 2023 It’s likely the coke was left by some empty-headed millennial White House page. The Left wants to keep the whole matter in the dark simply because they know that the Biden administration is already getting more bad publicity right now than Hitler had in 1945. So they’ll stonewall on this issue just to protect some stupid little administrative aide, whereas in the past the responsible party would have been fired immediately and made a scapegoat, and the story would have faded away. The Left can’t do that, because part of their hardcore constituency is drug-using millennials and marijuana-friendly Baby-Boomers on the West Coast. So they’re stuck on the horns of a political dilemma. This is bonanza for us on the right, for we can: 1) Attack the sorry state of security in the White House 2) Point out how the Secret Service and all other investigative organs of the government are lying and covering up the facts 3) Pour more gasoline on the moral dumpster-fire that is Hunter Biden, the self-confessed addict and bribe-taker 4) Savagely ridicule a brain-addled President who has no control over day-to-day doings in the White House. Alas, don’t count on it. Our goddamned RINOs and moderates and “responsible” cuckservatives will all sing in chorus about our need to “take the high road.” James Sale July 15, 2023 Russell – Leftist Logic is very deft indeed; like it lots: pithy and to the point. Reply Russel Winick July 15, 2023 Thanks James. I don’t anticipate any future comprehension. Reply Lannie David Brockstein July 15, 2023 Russel, the speaker in your “Leftist Logic” need not worry, because there were plenty of times when blackface-Trudeau changed his race! Rebel News (September 23rd, 2019) – “Trudeau: Weirdo, racist and total hypocrite with a blackface hobby”: https://www.rebelnews.com/trudeau_weirdo_racist_and_total_hypocrite_with_a_blackface_hobby Regarding “The White House Coke”, it seems that President Brandon’s White House is using the same voting machine company, I mean the same CCTV company as the New York City jail where Jeffrey Epstein allegedly committed suicide. Reply Russel Winick July 15, 2023 Lannie, thanks for the interesting feedback. Reply Cheryl Corey July 15, 2023 Russel, the start of my day wasn’t the greatest, as I went to a library book sale, only to find four men stationed in different sections, scanning each book for further resale. They just don’t move, which ruins it for those of us who love books and can’t even look at what’s there! (Has anyone else had to deal with this?) I couldn’t stand it and had to leave; but now I come to your humorous poems, and my mood was immediately lifted. Thank you, Russel! I needed this! Reply Russel Winick July 15, 2023 Cheryl, I’m so glad that my poems lifted your day! Thanks for the lovely comment. Sorry about that crummy book sale. Reply Joseph S. Salemi July 15, 2023 Biden’s idiot press secretary went into her usual moralistic hissy fit when a reporter asked if the coke belonged to Hunter. She put on her best outraged face and said “How dare anyone accuse the President’s son of being the one who left that bag?!?!” To which the proper answer would be “Because the President’s son has written about his own cocaine addiction, thereby making it public knowledge.” This illegitimate government is one of total lies. Reply Joshua C. Frank July 15, 2023 “Leftist Logic” is my favorite of these! Reminds me of this article: https://thefederalist.com/2015/06/12/if-rachel-dolezal-isnt-black-how-is-caitlyn-jenner-a-woman/ It also reminded me of one time long ago when, after hearing a comment that it doesn’t matter what color you are, a little girl I knew said, “Great, then I want to be purple!” Perhaps today her teacher would insist that she’s trans-colored and has to be tattooed purple all over or her parents are haters! Reply Russel Winick July 16, 2023 I’m glad you liked that poem, Joshua. Thanks for supplying the article. Reply C.B. Anderson July 16, 2023 All good points, and pointed too, Russel, but as for the first one, perhaps they should give Joe some of the cocaine. It might improve his mental acuity. Reply Mike Bryant July 16, 2023 It couldn’t hurt… Reply Russel Winick July 16, 2023 Thanks C.B., and I agree – Hunter should give 10% to the Big Guy. Reply Enid Cokinos July 17, 2023 Russel, I loved each of your insightful poems. Short, succinct and delivering a much needed punch. You made my day! Reply Russel Winick July 17, 2023 Thanks Enid, for your warm feedback. I’m glad you enjoyed the poems. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Paul Erlandson July 14, 2023 Good work, Russel!! These are pithy, and get straight to the point. I like to call this sort of poem a Surgical Poetry Strike. Boom! Reply
Phil S. Rogers July 14, 2023 Russel; A couple great political shots, but I really liked On Second Thought. The poem shows humility and self awareness. Most excellent! Thank you. Reply
Mike Bryant July 14, 2023 Russel… perfect commentary, short and sweet. For a laugh: https://choiceclips.whatfinger.com/2023/07/14/cocaine-in-the-white-house-i-wouldnt-expect-anything-less-from-a-president-that-gave-out-free-crack-pipes/ Reply
Roy Eugene Peterson July 14, 2023 I really like these a lot, Russel! Direct hits perfectly placed! Reply
Margaret Coats July 14, 2023 I like “Leftist Logic.” Easy enough to memorize and repeat as needed. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi July 14, 2023 A commenter at a different website made this observation: If you tried to print and pass a few counterfeit bills, the DOJ would identify and find you faster than a speeding bullet. But the entire investigative capacity of the United States government can’t identify who left a small bag of coke in one of the most guarded and security-camera covered areas in the world. Yeah, sure. Reply
Russel Winick July 16, 2023 The worst part IMHO is that the Left either believes they don’t know whose coke it was, or knows whose it was (Hunter’s) and supports the coverup for political purposes. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi July 16, 2023 It’s likely the coke was left by some empty-headed millennial White House page. The Left wants to keep the whole matter in the dark simply because they know that the Biden administration is already getting more bad publicity right now than Hitler had in 1945. So they’ll stonewall on this issue just to protect some stupid little administrative aide, whereas in the past the responsible party would have been fired immediately and made a scapegoat, and the story would have faded away. The Left can’t do that, because part of their hardcore constituency is drug-using millennials and marijuana-friendly Baby-Boomers on the West Coast. So they’re stuck on the horns of a political dilemma. This is bonanza for us on the right, for we can: 1) Attack the sorry state of security in the White House 2) Point out how the Secret Service and all other investigative organs of the government are lying and covering up the facts 3) Pour more gasoline on the moral dumpster-fire that is Hunter Biden, the self-confessed addict and bribe-taker 4) Savagely ridicule a brain-addled President who has no control over day-to-day doings in the White House. Alas, don’t count on it. Our goddamned RINOs and moderates and “responsible” cuckservatives will all sing in chorus about our need to “take the high road.”
James Sale July 15, 2023 Russell – Leftist Logic is very deft indeed; like it lots: pithy and to the point. Reply
Lannie David Brockstein July 15, 2023 Russel, the speaker in your “Leftist Logic” need not worry, because there were plenty of times when blackface-Trudeau changed his race! Rebel News (September 23rd, 2019) – “Trudeau: Weirdo, racist and total hypocrite with a blackface hobby”: https://www.rebelnews.com/trudeau_weirdo_racist_and_total_hypocrite_with_a_blackface_hobby Regarding “The White House Coke”, it seems that President Brandon’s White House is using the same voting machine company, I mean the same CCTV company as the New York City jail where Jeffrey Epstein allegedly committed suicide. Reply
Cheryl Corey July 15, 2023 Russel, the start of my day wasn’t the greatest, as I went to a library book sale, only to find four men stationed in different sections, scanning each book for further resale. They just don’t move, which ruins it for those of us who love books and can’t even look at what’s there! (Has anyone else had to deal with this?) I couldn’t stand it and had to leave; but now I come to your humorous poems, and my mood was immediately lifted. Thank you, Russel! I needed this! Reply
Russel Winick July 15, 2023 Cheryl, I’m so glad that my poems lifted your day! Thanks for the lovely comment. Sorry about that crummy book sale. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi July 15, 2023 Biden’s idiot press secretary went into her usual moralistic hissy fit when a reporter asked if the coke belonged to Hunter. She put on her best outraged face and said “How dare anyone accuse the President’s son of being the one who left that bag?!?!” To which the proper answer would be “Because the President’s son has written about his own cocaine addiction, thereby making it public knowledge.” This illegitimate government is one of total lies. Reply
Joshua C. Frank July 15, 2023 “Leftist Logic” is my favorite of these! Reminds me of this article: https://thefederalist.com/2015/06/12/if-rachel-dolezal-isnt-black-how-is-caitlyn-jenner-a-woman/ It also reminded me of one time long ago when, after hearing a comment that it doesn’t matter what color you are, a little girl I knew said, “Great, then I want to be purple!” Perhaps today her teacher would insist that she’s trans-colored and has to be tattooed purple all over or her parents are haters! Reply
Russel Winick July 16, 2023 I’m glad you liked that poem, Joshua. Thanks for supplying the article. Reply
C.B. Anderson July 16, 2023 All good points, and pointed too, Russel, but as for the first one, perhaps they should give Joe some of the cocaine. It might improve his mental acuity. Reply
Enid Cokinos July 17, 2023 Russel, I loved each of your insightful poems. Short, succinct and delivering a much needed punch. You made my day! Reply
Russel Winick July 17, 2023 Thanks Enid, for your warm feedback. I’m glad you enjoyed the poems. Reply
