. Regional Biases We’ve all eaten dinners on china, But China’s now eating our lunch. A supper in South Carolina Is home-cookin’, I have a hunch. . . Sexual Preferences Though a prince may turn into a frog, And a cat can make sounds like a dog, For as long as I’ve traveled this road, I’ve not once seen a frog kiss a toad. . . Transitionings Of all the things I’ve seen, it seems most strange That anyone would want to rearrange, Abetted by some nasty plastic surgeon, The parts that helped our populace to burgeon. . . C.B. Anderson was the longtime gardener for the PBS television series, The Victory Garden. Hundreds of his poems have appeared in scores of print and electronic journals out of North America, Great Britain, Ireland, Austria, Australia and India. His collection, Mortal Soup and the Blue Yonder was published in 2013 by White Violet Press.