Illustration by Norman Rockwell‘The Workaholic Takes Time Off’ and Other Poetry by Russel Winick The Society September 6, 2023 Poetry, Satire 12 Comments . The Workaholic Takes Time Off Dear Partners: I apologize for having Less than normal time today. I have a wedding lunch at noon, But will stay free till then I pray. I’ll also be available At 2 if you should need to call, Before the wedding service starts, Though in a noisy banquet hall. I’m sorry for my inconvenient Schedule on this busy day. I’ll try my best to meet your needs, It’s my own wedding, by the way. . . Compatibility Compatibility lies less In common ground that folks possess Than how they learn to navigate The stress divergence can create. . . Russel Winick recently started writing poetry after ending a long legal career. He resides in Naperville, Illinois. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Trending now: 12 Responses Paddy Raghunathan September 6, 2023 Cute poems. Paddy Reply Russel Winick September 6, 2023 Thank you Paddy. I’m glad you liked them. Reply Roy Eugene Peterson September 6, 2023 I agree with Paddy. Reply Russel Winick September 6, 2023 Thanks Roy. The first poem is based on an actual email sent to partners of a large law firm. Reply Joseph S. Salemi September 6, 2023 This lawyer wouldn’t take off the whole day for his own wedding? Talk about greed. Russel Winick September 6, 2023 Yes, and a very warped form of self-esteem. Margaret Coats September 6, 2023 Isn’t that the truth about compatibility–with the Latin root words meaning “suffer together”! A strong electromagnetic field helps, too. Reply Russel Winick September 7, 2023 Great comment Margaret – thank you! Reply Cheryl Corey September 7, 2023 That last line of the wedding poem is hilarious! Reply Russel Winick September 7, 2023 And not too far from what the lawyer actually wrote. Thanks Cheryl! Reply C.B. Anderson September 12, 2023 The darts you throw, Russel, always make me blink. Reply Russel Winick September 12, 2023 Thank you Sir. I have a secondhand acquaintance with the world of big law firms. A shocking number of the partners there work practically around the clock, and here I’ve tried to capture what seems to be their priority in life. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Russel Winick September 6, 2023 Thanks Roy. The first poem is based on an actual email sent to partners of a large law firm. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi September 6, 2023 This lawyer wouldn’t take off the whole day for his own wedding? Talk about greed.
Margaret Coats September 6, 2023 Isn’t that the truth about compatibility–with the Latin root words meaning “suffer together”! A strong electromagnetic field helps, too. Reply
Russel Winick September 7, 2023 And not too far from what the lawyer actually wrote. Thanks Cheryl! Reply
Russel Winick September 12, 2023 Thank you Sir. I have a secondhand acquaintance with the world of big law firms. A shocking number of the partners there work practically around the clock, and here I’ve tried to capture what seems to be their priority in life. Reply