A photo of Autumn leaves‘Autumn in Pennsylvania in 2023’: A Poem by Jeff Kemper The Society October 13, 2023 Poetry, Satire 12 Comments . Autumn in Pennsylvania in 2023 In response to Susan Jarvis Bryant’s poem on “Autumn in Texas” If Autumn is a bummer down in Texas, Up north it casts forth some contrasting hexes. Fall has befallen us in Bill Penn’s Woods We feel the reel of summer’s passing goods Run low when mornings usher in the Cool. Anxiety is quietly in full Swing like a host of ghosts encircling round My cozy state. Each morning I am found In mourning, in the scorning chill I hate: The quiet thrill of demons bearing freight. Their steady diet of the chill will fill The Autumn air and kill the bugs and shill The wrath of Winter with nice colors—all But green! Such is the fateful funk of Fall. I would debunk it, if I could, for good, Or flush the season down the flusher! Would I then be satisfied? I’d not. The bride Of Satan—Winter—still would then betide My less than cozy Pennsylvania state, Imposing frozen noses and a spate Of cold and dark and dank and dismal fare Forever—until Spring repairs the air. Except this year my team plays in the Fall: Baseball, it seems, redeems Fall’s protocol. . . Jeff Kemper has been a biology teacher, biblical studies instructor, editor, and painting contractor. He lives in York County, Pennsylvania. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. 12 Responses Roy Eugene Peterson October 13, 2023 You have not only baseball, but football teams that are doing well this fall. I did note the Texas mention. I enjoyed your fall poem. Reply Jeff Kemper October 13, 2023 Thanks, Roy. However, my team is the cinderella Orioles who were swept by the Rangers, so the redemption didn’t last long. But I am a KC Chiefs fan, so there’s some more seasonal redemption to be had … I hope. Reply jd October 13, 2023 Clever response, Jeff, and so quick. I don’t like winter either. Reply Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 . . . and Winter is so long! Reply Shamik Banerjee October 14, 2023 A beautiful response! Love the little internal rhymes, and of course, the witty ending. Also, I learned a new word, ‘shill’. Thank you for this beautiful poem, Jeff. Reply Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 Thank you for your kind words, Shamik. Reply Alena Casey October 14, 2023 The bride of Satan–Winter. Well, that’s succinct and decisive, to say nothing of clever! Reply Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 After the World Series . . . bring on Spring! Reply C.B. Anderson October 14, 2023 I’ve spent more than a score of autumns in Pennsylvania, but rarely with so much hope for the local teams. You are fortunate that your loyalties & affinities are a bit more far-flung. Go, Whoever! Reply Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 My baseball affections are with the Orioles and the Pirates, so I’ve had fond memories followed by many years of doldrums. Reply Susan Jarvis Bryant October 15, 2023 Jeff, I love this! What a perfect contrast to my Texas Autumn poem. I especially like that ” fateful funk of Fall”… and the atmospheric “Anxiety is quietly in full / Swing like a host of ghosts encircling round/My cozy state – replete with tongue-twisting, alliterative panache! Great stuff! Reply Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 Thank you, Susan! Were I to experience Texas as you have, perhaps I would wish for a Pennsylvanian Autumn again. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Roy Eugene Peterson October 13, 2023 You have not only baseball, but football teams that are doing well this fall. I did note the Texas mention. I enjoyed your fall poem. Reply
Jeff Kemper October 13, 2023 Thanks, Roy. However, my team is the cinderella Orioles who were swept by the Rangers, so the redemption didn’t last long. But I am a KC Chiefs fan, so there’s some more seasonal redemption to be had … I hope. Reply
Shamik Banerjee October 14, 2023 A beautiful response! Love the little internal rhymes, and of course, the witty ending. Also, I learned a new word, ‘shill’. Thank you for this beautiful poem, Jeff. Reply
Alena Casey October 14, 2023 The bride of Satan–Winter. Well, that’s succinct and decisive, to say nothing of clever! Reply
C.B. Anderson October 14, 2023 I’ve spent more than a score of autumns in Pennsylvania, but rarely with so much hope for the local teams. You are fortunate that your loyalties & affinities are a bit more far-flung. Go, Whoever! Reply
Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 My baseball affections are with the Orioles and the Pirates, so I’ve had fond memories followed by many years of doldrums. Reply
Susan Jarvis Bryant October 15, 2023 Jeff, I love this! What a perfect contrast to my Texas Autumn poem. I especially like that ” fateful funk of Fall”… and the atmospheric “Anxiety is quietly in full / Swing like a host of ghosts encircling round/My cozy state – replete with tongue-twisting, alliterative panache! Great stuff! Reply
Jeff Kemper October 16, 2023 Thank you, Susan! Were I to experience Texas as you have, perhaps I would wish for a Pennsylvanian Autumn again. Reply