Kari LakeA Poem Inspired by Kari Lake: ‘I Can’t Be Bought’ by Mark F. Stone The Society January 28, 2024 Culture, Poetry, Rondeau 12 Comments . I Can’t Be Bought I can’t be bought. They always pan my poems and they have a plan to pay me if I will agree to stop composing poetry. They say I am an also-ran. Who cares if they are not a fan! My trek as poet just began. My weight in gold won’t purchase me. __I can’t be bought. I’d rather own a cloth coat than a fancy boat or car or van. My art gives me—I say humbly— a shot at immortality. That’s more than filthy lucre can. __I can’t be bought. . Poet’s Note: This poem was inspired by Kari Lake. She is a candidate for the Republican nomination for the U.S. Senate in Arizona. It was recently reported that she was offered money not to run for this office, and that she declined the offer. . . Mark F. Stone worked as an attorney (active duty and civil service) for the United States Air Force for 33 years and is retired. He began writing poems in 2005, as a way to woo his bride-to-be into wedlock. His poems have been published by Light, The Ohio Poetry Association, The Road Not Taken: The Journal of Formal Poetry, the Society of Classical Poets, Whatfinger News, Ric Edelman’s The Truth About Your Future podcast, and the Seeking Alpha Alpha Picks podcast. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. Share this:Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to print (Opens in new window)Click to share on LinkedIn (Opens in new window)Click to share on WhatsApp (Opens in new window)Click to email a link to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Pinterest (Opens in new window)Trending now: 12 Responses Phil L. Flott January 28, 2024 This is so humorous. Made me laugh out loud. thanks for the idea. Reply Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Phil, Last Wednesday, when I learned that Kari Lake had turned down an offer of money to not run for the office, I thought to myself: how might a poet respond in an analogous situation? I’m glad you enjoyed the poem. Mark Reply James Sale January 29, 2024 I don’t know who is panning your poems, Mark, but you are right: this is your shot at immortality – keep going for it. Love your lightness of touch! Reply Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 James, I think it would be eminently reasonable for one to conclude that I was writing about myself. But actually, I was writing about the general notion of turning down money in order to pursue a goal that one strongly believes in. I like using the First Person because it makes it easy to create a sense of power, emotion and immediacy. I appreciate your comment about lightness of touch and your encouragement to keep pursuing my goals. Thanks! Mark Reply Joseph S. Salemi January 29, 2024 Arizona Republicans are RINO scum. Reply Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Dr. Salemi, I note that the individual who communicated the offer to Kari Lake resigned from his position. Mark Reply Norma Pain January 29, 2024 A perfect message to all of the people who CAN be bought. Thank you for this poem Mark. Reply Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Norma, You’re very welcome. Mark Reply Roy Eugene Peterson January 29, 2024 A much-needed message for this generation! Reply Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Roy, I agree. Mark Reply Susan Jarvis Bryant January 30, 2024 Mark, this is highly amusing and very clever… you make excellent use of one of my favorite forms. Thank you! Reply Mark F. Stone January 31, 2024 Susan, Thank you for your kind words. Mark Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Phil L. Flott January 28, 2024 This is so humorous. Made me laugh out loud. thanks for the idea. Reply
Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Phil, Last Wednesday, when I learned that Kari Lake had turned down an offer of money to not run for the office, I thought to myself: how might a poet respond in an analogous situation? I’m glad you enjoyed the poem. Mark Reply
James Sale January 29, 2024 I don’t know who is panning your poems, Mark, but you are right: this is your shot at immortality – keep going for it. Love your lightness of touch! Reply
Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 James, I think it would be eminently reasonable for one to conclude that I was writing about myself. But actually, I was writing about the general notion of turning down money in order to pursue a goal that one strongly believes in. I like using the First Person because it makes it easy to create a sense of power, emotion and immediacy. I appreciate your comment about lightness of touch and your encouragement to keep pursuing my goals. Thanks! Mark Reply
Mark F. Stone January 29, 2024 Dr. Salemi, I note that the individual who communicated the offer to Kari Lake resigned from his position. Mark Reply
Norma Pain January 29, 2024 A perfect message to all of the people who CAN be bought. Thank you for this poem Mark. Reply
Susan Jarvis Bryant January 30, 2024 Mark, this is highly amusing and very clever… you make excellent use of one of my favorite forms. Thank you! Reply