"Thumbs Down" by Jean-Leon Gerome ‘Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious’ and Other Poetry by C.B. Anderson The Society March 17, 2025 Culture, Humor, Poetry 6 Comments . Simple Simon Responds to Sayings of Captain Obvious English literature tends to be wordy. Many tricks are exceedingly dirty. On a bright sunny day the whole sky appears bluish. All the teachers that pray in Old Hebrew are Jewish. The weather is always mercurial. Some questions are strictly rhetorical. Happenstance is serendipitous. Alps in France are more precipitous. Though the days go so slowly, the years fly by fast. It’s the same in the future as was in the past. There are a lot of new emerging voices. Yet not so many satisfactory choices. There is no life that comes without a tussle. Then I shall bring along some extra muscle. Be sure you never eat the yellow snow. But when you gotta go, you gotta go. . . Lethal Games A shipwreck off the coast of Madagascar Kills fewer people than the tracks of Nascar, And nowadays in North America The sport engenders mass hysteria. Around the course accomplished racers drive And hope to cross the finish line alive, Regardless of the damage to the car Enabling them to be that which they are. In Rome, the people loved the Colosseum, Which offered them a perfect carpe diem Where bodies torn apart, one must assume, Left little for grave robbers to exhume. Today, the rise of therapeutic science Has spawned no end of traffic-injured clients Who’ve paid the highway’s steep and heavy toll And hope a surgeon’s art can make them whole. . . C.B. Anderson was the longtime gardener for the PBS television series, The Victory Garden. Hundreds of his poems have appeared in scores of print and electronic journals out of North America, Great Britain, Ireland, Austria, Australia and India. His collection, Mortal Soup and the Blue Yonder was published in 2013 by White Violet Press. . . NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. 6 Responses Frank Rable March 17, 2025 Simple Simon Responds – Feel free to point out the absurdly obvious that all humans are sometimes guilty of. But don’t you go picking on Frank Zappa, master of the poetic and musical message, exemplified by 1974 album ‘Apostrophe (‘)’. You know well enough that “yellow snow” was a metaphor for cultural norms that were indiscriminately accepted despite what was obvious. ( to him anyway) I’m sorry, I know that snow and go make a good rhyme, but come on man. Frank Zappa is an icon. You don’t want to minimize the Icon of our generation. Other than that, yeah, good poem. I liked “Lethal Games”, which linked yesteryear’s iron versus bone with today’s steel, plastic, rubber, and gasoline versus more steel, plastic, rubber, and gasoline. Different century, same thirst for blood. Reply Roy Eugene Peterson March 17, 2025 RE: Rable’s comments: I had to look up Frank Zappa. As one who reveled in rock and roll, he was no icon, except perhaps to those who loved the bizarre. Research showed he had only one top 40 hit and that was “Valley Girl” that I do not remember and perhaps never heard. The Simple Simon responses are the types of parody I love to read. “Lethal Games,” indeed. Reply Frank Rable March 17, 2025 FM radio, not AM. But now that you know where that expression originated, my work is done. Reply Joseph S. Salemi March 17, 2025 Frank, we can attack anything or anybody we want here. It’s one of the unique liberties of the SCP, and a main reason why we are read so widely around the Anglophone poetry world. Reply Frank Rable March 17, 2025 Joe, I’m not sure where your concern lies here. I can tell you that to me, all which recently transpired is already in the rear view mirror. And I would certainly find it praiseworthy to allow criticism, particularly constructive criticism in an open forum. But when the line is crossed into “attacks” that become a more personal one on another member, is that still allowed? I hope not. You are telling me something in general terms that I’m afraid I may misinterpret. If you are not comfortable in being more specific, maybe you can use Evan as a go-between (sorry Evan!) so that it all goes through the privacy of email. Joseph S. Salemi March 17, 2025 Frank, you’re overreacting to all this. The only point I was making is that Kip Anderson has the right to attack Frank Zappa, or make fun of him, or use something that the man said about “yellow snow.” Poetry is a licensed zone of hyperreality, and no personal insults were intended against you. In actual fact, Kip never even mentioned Zappa by name. There are no sacred icons here at the SCP. We can make fun of anything we want. And Zappa isn’t even a member here. Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Frank Rable March 17, 2025 Simple Simon Responds – Feel free to point out the absurdly obvious that all humans are sometimes guilty of. But don’t you go picking on Frank Zappa, master of the poetic and musical message, exemplified by 1974 album ‘Apostrophe (‘)’. You know well enough that “yellow snow” was a metaphor for cultural norms that were indiscriminately accepted despite what was obvious. ( to him anyway) I’m sorry, I know that snow and go make a good rhyme, but come on man. Frank Zappa is an icon. You don’t want to minimize the Icon of our generation. Other than that, yeah, good poem. I liked “Lethal Games”, which linked yesteryear’s iron versus bone with today’s steel, plastic, rubber, and gasoline versus more steel, plastic, rubber, and gasoline. Different century, same thirst for blood. Reply
Roy Eugene Peterson March 17, 2025 RE: Rable’s comments: I had to look up Frank Zappa. As one who reveled in rock and roll, he was no icon, except perhaps to those who loved the bizarre. Research showed he had only one top 40 hit and that was “Valley Girl” that I do not remember and perhaps never heard. The Simple Simon responses are the types of parody I love to read. “Lethal Games,” indeed. Reply
Frank Rable March 17, 2025 FM radio, not AM. But now that you know where that expression originated, my work is done. Reply
Joseph S. Salemi March 17, 2025 Frank, we can attack anything or anybody we want here. It’s one of the unique liberties of the SCP, and a main reason why we are read so widely around the Anglophone poetry world. Reply
Frank Rable March 17, 2025 Joe, I’m not sure where your concern lies here. I can tell you that to me, all which recently transpired is already in the rear view mirror. And I would certainly find it praiseworthy to allow criticism, particularly constructive criticism in an open forum. But when the line is crossed into “attacks” that become a more personal one on another member, is that still allowed? I hope not. You are telling me something in general terms that I’m afraid I may misinterpret. If you are not comfortable in being more specific, maybe you can use Evan as a go-between (sorry Evan!) so that it all goes through the privacy of email.
Joseph S. Salemi March 17, 2025 Frank, you’re overreacting to all this. The only point I was making is that Kip Anderson has the right to attack Frank Zappa, or make fun of him, or use something that the man said about “yellow snow.” Poetry is a licensed zone of hyperreality, and no personal insults were intended against you. In actual fact, Kip never even mentioned Zappa by name. There are no sacred icons here at the SCP. We can make fun of anything we want. And Zappa isn’t even a member here.
