illustration from Chaucer's Canterbury Tales (public domain)‘Anachronistic Chaucer’ and Other Springtime Poetry by Paul A. Freeman The Society April 25, 2025 Beauty, Chaucer, Humor, Poetry, Triolet . Anachronistic Chaucer When April showers, forecast on TV,delayed our pilgrimage to Canterbury,an eating house, clept Hooters, we espiedbeside a leafy glade where we could bideour time in revelry and intercourse.Unto a cycle rack each tied their horseand entered Hooters, where a comely wenchcried: “Welcome! Here’s a menu! Take a bench!”They served no grog, nor mead, instead a beerof yellow hue, called ‘lager’, brought us cheer,as did the serving maids, whose scant attireset every male pilgrim’s heart afire.Then came the food, beef patties sheathed in breadand Frankish fries. Upon this fare we feduntil the rain abated for the dayand GPS could guide us on our way. first published in The Spectator . . A Spring Triolet Come spring, the world’s a kinder place,farewell to frost and spiny rime,across the meadow mad hares race.Come spring, the world’s a kinder place,for Nature wears a verdant faceand relegates Old Father Time.Come spring, the world’s a kinder placehailing Earth’s rebirth sublime. . . Spring in the Sahara Spring lasts one day across this desert land;Saharan cold begets Saharan heatas drizzle, like a sprinkling from the handof Nature moistens shoulders, heads and feet. A whiff of damp pervades the arid air,the elongated shadows and the chillof dawn diminish daily, till a tearthat cleaves the gauzy clouds lets rainfall spill. The nightly bat migration’s at an end.With palms stripped clean of dates they seek a caveand huddle in the dark, while sparrows lendtheir chorus to a dirge at winter’s grave. The sun no longer tilts at rise and set,but climbs up quick and straight till summer’s met. . . Paul A. Freeman is the author of Rumours of Ophir, a crime novel which was taught in Zimbabwean high schools and has been translated into German. In addition to having two novels, a children’s book and an 18,000-word narrative poem (Robin Hood and Friar Tuck: Zombie Killers!) commercially published, Paul is the author of hundreds of published short stories, poems and articles. NOTE TO READERS: If you enjoyed this poem or other content, please consider making a donation to the Society of Classical Poets. The Society of Classical Poets does not endorse any views expressed in individual poems or commentary. ***Read Our Comments Policy Here*** Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.