Photo of Cristiano Ronaldo2022 FIFA World Cup Poetry Challenge The Society December 9, 2022 Poetry, Poetry Challenge, Poetry Contests 21 Comments . Write a poem about the 2022 FIFA World Cup happening now and post it in the comments section below. To get the ball rolling (pun intended), here is a World Cup sonnet by poet James A. Tweedie: . Fast Forward In soccer, forward strikers are the heart And soul of every football team’s offense. But strikers also play a vital part In falling back and helping with defense. But this requires a lot of running up And down the pitch. Ronaldo, super star For Portugal, in his fifth World Cup, Was benched for not being fully up to par. With Switzerland he came in as a sub And scored an off-side goal that didn’t count. But only after other players gave his club A lead the other team could not surmount. How hard to find that though we still stand tall, With age we can no longer do it all. . . 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My years of terrace cheers dissolved to groans As England dropped upon its buckled knee In solidarity with Black Lives Matter – The Marxist mob who blame and shame and shatter. I saw St. George’s Cross ignite and burn Before my weak-kneed team had kicked a ball. That afternoon I saw the players spurn The home that spurred them on. They have it all – The freedom and the hope bought with the breath Of souls who fought for England to the death. I’ve sung in stadium stands in harshest weather. I’ve travelled miles to see the greatest play. I’ve mourned the sleight of hand by Maradona, And now it’s time for me to walk away. I won’t watch rainbow-rogues who’ve given up On England. I don’t care who wins the cup! Reply Joshua C. Frank December 9, 2022 As always, yours is my favorite… but especially here, where you’re really writing what you know. You have the insider’s perspective on that one! Reply David Whippman December 21, 2022 Well and stylishly said as always, Susan. It sickens me that England still “take the knee” (ie grovel) when most other teams have, mercifully, given it up. Especially when the BLM movement has been exposed as a money-grubbing swindle. Didn’t even one England player have the guts to remain standing tall and proud? Reply bengrinberg December 9, 2022 unlike machines there is no need to do anything more than once and like machines, but much better, everything’s clear with just a glance clear that the Japanese were more eager than the Germans Croatians stronger than Brazil, Saudis better than Argentina. that Americans need to learn to play in brazil Korea outmatched Portugal I thought it would be england france and brazil argentina but when croats sent brazil packing i say england and… ‘tina Reply Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 England’s Bane Limerick For decades you could write a tome about England, the footballing gnome. Now, please, let them win, coz then we can bin that damn song about what’s coming home. Reply Geoffrey S. December 11, 2022 I said this to you and to Dave and to Waldo: Portugal could have used much more of Ronaldo. Other than that–this may come as a shocker– I don’t know sqaut about this sport called soccer. Reply Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 Favourites Brazil Limerick Brazil, that renowned World Cup chaser, has just played an arse-about-facer. Expectations to win are now in the bin, on penalties, thanks to Croatia. Reply C.B. Anderson December 9, 2022 I don’t care very much for soccer — It tends drive me off my rocker: Young athletes sitting on their hands, A sport best staged in foreign lands Where deprivation is the norm. But yes, I like the perfect form Of pinwheeled players upside-down Who score to magnify their town Or country. Every single goal Will help to make a nation whole. Reply Stephen Dickey December 9, 2022 Soccer! the world’s most boring sport, From tie to tie the score’s the same— Zero to zero. What a game. Excitement seems to come up short. Maybe someone will score a point In all that passing to and fro? The odds are vanishingly low. The game’s been fixed to disappoint. Reply C.B. Anderson December 9, 2022 I’m guessing, Stephen, that nil-nil is no thrill for you. Reply Stephen Dickey December 9, 2022 Well, I was really just trying to have some fun with the topic. I think I do speak for American males I know who have a minor past time of mocking soccer. Cheers, Stephen Dickey December 13, 2022 Slightly revised: Soccer! the world’s most boring sport, From tie to tie the score’s the same— Zero to zero. What a game. The thrill-an-hour comes up short. Maybe someone will score a point In all that passing to and fro? The odds are vanishingly low. The game’s been fixed to disappoint. Reply Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 My T-shirt made World Cup guards wail, Dark Side of the Moon was a fail. The spectrum shown looked like a rainbow and booked Hard time in a Qatari jail. Reply Paul Freeman December 16, 2022 According to my son, someone with a Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt on was forced to take it off. Life imitatong art? Reply Jeff Eardley December 11, 2022 It looks like the dream is all over. We’d travelled so wide and so far. But now it’s all gloom and depression, Now that ball’s wafted over the bar. With cold, dreary midwinter mornings, When icicles hang from your nose. Our nation is starting to crumble, I guess that’s the way it all goes. We’re back to our moaning and groaning, In need of a reason to blame, The man with the weight on his shoulders, I give you the great Harry Kane. Reply Warren Bonham December 12, 2022 Even God Can’t Fix Soccer Meter: Anapestic Tetrameter “With God all things are possible” is quite a boast That one Biblical verse may be quoted the most But on closer inspection, this verse isn’t true There’s a list that’s quite long of the things God can’t do If you summed up the effort when all of us try And God used twice that effort, God still couldn’t lie God is good all the time so He can’t ever sin He does not have one speck of sin hidden within God has done signs and wonders. He’ll do many more But He cannot help soccer contestants to score Soccer’s boring as each fan of sport understands Since He cannot fix soccer, God gave us all hands Most importantly, He can’t make choices for you Of course, even that statement’s not technically true He could make you a robot without self-control But we know that no robot possesses a soul So, He gave us free will and then showed us the Way Though we’re deeply in debt, He made someone else pay And He also sent prophets who gave us His Word He has never stopped calling but few ever heard Ninety minutes of watching a one-nil defeat Should convince us we’re meant to use more than just feet God has also bestowed us with hands and a heart When we choose to serve, we should use each body part Reply Paul Freeman December 12, 2022 So you’re a rugby fan, Warren. Reply Lloyd Slims December 20, 2022 Another year, another broken heart. Another golden squad ground in the dust And desert sands. Alike, the ruler’s art That Shelley sung – that dead, majestic bust. A sad lament – ‘O where did it go wrong?’ Did ‘golden generations’ tread thee down? Or did a nation crush you? not as strong as that small man that donned an Arab gown. Hysteric All. Brought down by margins fine, no legislation can account for chance, or Koundé tryna snap your legs like twine, or referees who wished they played for France. So lose not focus Harry, dry your tears: And what’s four more, compared to sixty years? Reply Damian Robin December 22, 2022 PENALTY SHOOTOUT Alone. Ball Centered. Dot. Eyes Focusing (Goal.Goal.Goal.) He Inhales. Jimmies. Kicks … Lops Miserably… Nicks Outer Post! Qualifying Roasts … Starts Turning Upfield, Visibly Worn. X. Young. Zero. from https://classicalpoets.org/2018/03/20/abc-poems-a-poetry-puzzle-challenge/#/ Reply Paul Freeman December 23, 2022 ‘Abnormal’ Martinez Limerick The Argentine keeper was told to keep the French players on hold. And for this, Martinez, was blessed with a penis some twelve inches long, made of gold. Reply Roy Eugene Peterson December 28, 2022 FORCED TO PLAY SOCCER Forced to play soccer in PT in school, A game likely made for a handless fool, I could run all day and not score a goal, Trying to kick the ball into a hole. The rules were arcane with offsides and such. How helpless I felt. My hands could not touch The ball unless throwing from out of bounds, Or being goalie who dived to the grounds. My feet were not made for holding a ball, But blasting it toward some ill-netted wall. The most fun I had when I was put in, Was kicking hard on some other guy’s shin. I’m sorry I missed this year’s World Cup play. I heard Argentina took it away. Reply Leave a Reply Cancel ReplyYour email address will not be published.CommentName* Email* Website Notify me of follow-up comments by email. Notify me of new posts by email. Δ This site uses Akismet to reduce spam. Learn how your comment data is processed.
Susan Jarvis Bryant December 9, 2022 The FIFA One-Worlder Cup ~ 2022 See grifters push diversity of culture then rip Qatar’s apart just like a vulture. I was born with football tattooed on my bones Along with fish and chips and scones and tea. My years of terrace cheers dissolved to groans As England dropped upon its buckled knee In solidarity with Black Lives Matter – The Marxist mob who blame and shame and shatter. I saw St. George’s Cross ignite and burn Before my weak-kneed team had kicked a ball. That afternoon I saw the players spurn The home that spurred them on. They have it all – The freedom and the hope bought with the breath Of souls who fought for England to the death. I’ve sung in stadium stands in harshest weather. I’ve travelled miles to see the greatest play. I’ve mourned the sleight of hand by Maradona, And now it’s time for me to walk away. I won’t watch rainbow-rogues who’ve given up On England. I don’t care who wins the cup! Reply
Joshua C. Frank December 9, 2022 As always, yours is my favorite… but especially here, where you’re really writing what you know. You have the insider’s perspective on that one! Reply
David Whippman December 21, 2022 Well and stylishly said as always, Susan. It sickens me that England still “take the knee” (ie grovel) when most other teams have, mercifully, given it up. Especially when the BLM movement has been exposed as a money-grubbing swindle. Didn’t even one England player have the guts to remain standing tall and proud? Reply
bengrinberg December 9, 2022 unlike machines there is no need to do anything more than once and like machines, but much better, everything’s clear with just a glance clear that the Japanese were more eager than the Germans Croatians stronger than Brazil, Saudis better than Argentina. that Americans need to learn to play in brazil Korea outmatched Portugal I thought it would be england france and brazil argentina but when croats sent brazil packing i say england and… ‘tina Reply
Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 England’s Bane Limerick For decades you could write a tome about England, the footballing gnome. Now, please, let them win, coz then we can bin that damn song about what’s coming home. Reply
Geoffrey S. December 11, 2022 I said this to you and to Dave and to Waldo: Portugal could have used much more of Ronaldo. Other than that–this may come as a shocker– I don’t know sqaut about this sport called soccer. Reply
Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 Favourites Brazil Limerick Brazil, that renowned World Cup chaser, has just played an arse-about-facer. Expectations to win are now in the bin, on penalties, thanks to Croatia. Reply
C.B. Anderson December 9, 2022 I don’t care very much for soccer — It tends drive me off my rocker: Young athletes sitting on their hands, A sport best staged in foreign lands Where deprivation is the norm. But yes, I like the perfect form Of pinwheeled players upside-down Who score to magnify their town Or country. Every single goal Will help to make a nation whole. Reply
Stephen Dickey December 9, 2022 Soccer! the world’s most boring sport, From tie to tie the score’s the same— Zero to zero. What a game. Excitement seems to come up short. Maybe someone will score a point In all that passing to and fro? The odds are vanishingly low. The game’s been fixed to disappoint. Reply
Stephen Dickey December 9, 2022 Well, I was really just trying to have some fun with the topic. I think I do speak for American males I know who have a minor past time of mocking soccer. Cheers,
Stephen Dickey December 13, 2022 Slightly revised: Soccer! the world’s most boring sport, From tie to tie the score’s the same— Zero to zero. What a game. The thrill-an-hour comes up short. Maybe someone will score a point In all that passing to and fro? The odds are vanishingly low. The game’s been fixed to disappoint. Reply
Paul Freeman December 9, 2022 My T-shirt made World Cup guards wail, Dark Side of the Moon was a fail. The spectrum shown looked like a rainbow and booked Hard time in a Qatari jail. Reply
Paul Freeman December 16, 2022 According to my son, someone with a Dark Side of the Moon T-shirt on was forced to take it off. Life imitatong art? Reply
Jeff Eardley December 11, 2022 It looks like the dream is all over. We’d travelled so wide and so far. But now it’s all gloom and depression, Now that ball’s wafted over the bar. With cold, dreary midwinter mornings, When icicles hang from your nose. Our nation is starting to crumble, I guess that’s the way it all goes. We’re back to our moaning and groaning, In need of a reason to blame, The man with the weight on his shoulders, I give you the great Harry Kane. Reply
Warren Bonham December 12, 2022 Even God Can’t Fix Soccer Meter: Anapestic Tetrameter “With God all things are possible” is quite a boast That one Biblical verse may be quoted the most But on closer inspection, this verse isn’t true There’s a list that’s quite long of the things God can’t do If you summed up the effort when all of us try And God used twice that effort, God still couldn’t lie God is good all the time so He can’t ever sin He does not have one speck of sin hidden within God has done signs and wonders. He’ll do many more But He cannot help soccer contestants to score Soccer’s boring as each fan of sport understands Since He cannot fix soccer, God gave us all hands Most importantly, He can’t make choices for you Of course, even that statement’s not technically true He could make you a robot without self-control But we know that no robot possesses a soul So, He gave us free will and then showed us the Way Though we’re deeply in debt, He made someone else pay And He also sent prophets who gave us His Word He has never stopped calling but few ever heard Ninety minutes of watching a one-nil defeat Should convince us we’re meant to use more than just feet God has also bestowed us with hands and a heart When we choose to serve, we should use each body part Reply
Lloyd Slims December 20, 2022 Another year, another broken heart. Another golden squad ground in the dust And desert sands. Alike, the ruler’s art That Shelley sung – that dead, majestic bust. A sad lament – ‘O where did it go wrong?’ Did ‘golden generations’ tread thee down? Or did a nation crush you? not as strong as that small man that donned an Arab gown. Hysteric All. Brought down by margins fine, no legislation can account for chance, or Koundé tryna snap your legs like twine, or referees who wished they played for France. So lose not focus Harry, dry your tears: And what’s four more, compared to sixty years? Reply
Damian Robin December 22, 2022 PENALTY SHOOTOUT Alone. Ball Centered. Dot. Eyes Focusing (Goal.Goal.Goal.) He Inhales. Jimmies. Kicks … Lops Miserably… Nicks Outer Post! Qualifying Roasts … Starts Turning Upfield, Visibly Worn. X. Young. Zero. from https://classicalpoets.org/2018/03/20/abc-poems-a-poetry-puzzle-challenge/#/ Reply
Paul Freeman December 23, 2022 ‘Abnormal’ Martinez Limerick The Argentine keeper was told to keep the French players on hold. And for this, Martinez, was blessed with a penis some twelve inches long, made of gold. Reply
Roy Eugene Peterson December 28, 2022 FORCED TO PLAY SOCCER Forced to play soccer in PT in school, A game likely made for a handless fool, I could run all day and not score a goal, Trying to kick the ball into a hole. The rules were arcane with offsides and such. How helpless I felt. My hands could not touch The ball unless throwing from out of bounds, Or being goalie who dived to the grounds. My feet were not made for holding a ball, But blasting it toward some ill-netted wall. The most fun I had when I was put in, Was kicking hard on some other guy’s shin. I’m sorry I missed this year’s World Cup play. I heard Argentina took it away. Reply